cattleguards
Jul 7, 2019 17:06:42 #
lpnmajor wrote:
Those castle guards at civil war era airports most certainly need to go. 
Agreed, they should be put around the limousine liberals McMansions~
Jul 7, 2019 19:12:55 #
lpnmajor wrote:
weren't castle guards banned during the revolution?Those castle guards at civil war era airports most certainly need to go.
Jul 7, 2019 20:10:21 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
Common_Sense_Matters wrote:
It would almost seem that you believe this joke to be a true story. Many jokes are written to denigrate public figures, one's friends or just given random names not aimed at any real identities.
Common sense doesn't mean you lose your sense of humor does it? It's not an either or deal. You can have both at the same time. If it doesn't apply let it fly.
https://youtu.be/xmnrdd3LrRY
Jul 7, 2019 23:03:20 #
Peewee wrote:
Common sense doesn't mean you lose your sense of humor does it? It's not an either or deal. You can have both at the same time. If it doesn't apply let it fly.
https://youtu.be/xmnrdd3LrRY
https://youtu.be/xmnrdd3LrRY
Just wanted to make sure everyone knows it was a joke. Many people have been fooled by less.
Jul 8, 2019 05:41:34 #
Jul 8, 2019 08:42:49 #
PaulPisces wrote:
Do you people research ANYTHING?
This is an old joke that our funny BB posted, I feel certain, as a nice piece of satire.
But some seem to have taken it as gospel.
Talk about fake news!
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cattle-guards/
This is an old joke that our funny BB posted, I feel certain, as a nice piece of satire.
But some seem to have taken it as gospel.
Talk about fake news!
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cattle-guards/
And you post snopes as your source of truth HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!
Jul 8, 2019 08:50:03 #
Jul 8, 2019 09:21:58 #
Jul 8, 2019 12:57:39 #
Larai
Loc: Fallon, NV
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
Easy to believe those two dimwits would do this though!
Yes!! While I knew it was a parody, I saw the same... Using snopes to prove things.. well I guess he needed to let other libs see that.. because its The most liberal fact checker out there.. truthorfiction.com Not quite as liberal..and I am sure there are other outlets not as liberal.. try something a bit more centurist!
Jul 8, 2019 14:12:55 #
Larai wrote:
Yes!! While I knew it was a parody, I saw the same... Using snopes to prove things.. well I guess he needed to let other libs see that.. because its The most liberal fact checker out there.. truthorfiction.com Not quite as liberal..and I am sure there are other outlets not as liberal.. try something a bit more centurist!
and to think
all I wanted was to amuse a few OPPers
then look what happened
Jul 8, 2019 14:26:48 #
[quote=badbobby]For those of you who have never traveled to the west or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (and sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails.
Subsequent to BarackObama becoming president, he proposed changes to federal grazing policies which, Colorado ranchers quickly protested. Obama subsequently received an interior department report that informed him that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado. He argued that providing cattle guards to the Colorado farm and ranch industry was a ridiculous use of human resources so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the "cattle guards” immediately!
Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to better inform President Obama about what a “cattle guard” is, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that, before any "cattle guards” were to be fired, they should be given six months of retraining.
'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, “it's only fair to the cattle guards that they be given six months of retraining to reduce their impact of their termination on their families!”
While those two guys were running our country, everything they touched became a mess.
NOW JOE WANTS TO BE YOUR PRESIDENT!
Passed on to you without further comment...
...[/quote
Exactly why good ole' boys should be on the hill.
The highly educated are truly ignorant.
Subsequent to BarackObama becoming president, he proposed changes to federal grazing policies which, Colorado ranchers quickly protested. Obama subsequently received an interior department report that informed him that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado. He argued that providing cattle guards to the Colorado farm and ranch industry was a ridiculous use of human resources so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the "cattle guards” immediately!
Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to better inform President Obama about what a “cattle guard” is, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that, before any "cattle guards” were to be fired, they should be given six months of retraining.
'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, “it's only fair to the cattle guards that they be given six months of retraining to reduce their impact of their termination on their families!”
While those two guys were running our country, everything they touched became a mess.
NOW JOE WANTS TO BE YOUR PRESIDENT!
Passed on to you without further comment...
...[/quote
Exactly why good ole' boys should be on the hill.
The highly educated are truly ignorant.
Jul 8, 2019 15:41:34 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
badbobby wrote:
and to think
all I wanted was to amuse a few OPPers
then look what happened
all I wanted was to amuse a few OPPers
then look what happened
Just proves you have super powers!
Everyone reads your post because you are the one and only BB!
Where you ever one of those kids on Art Linkletter?
Jul 8, 2019 16:46:19 #
Peewee wrote:
Just proves you have super powers!
Everyone reads your post because you are the one and only BB!
Where you ever one of those kids on Art Linkletter?
Everyone reads your post because you are the one and only BB!
Where you ever one of those kids on Art Linkletter?
everyone??
I don't think so
maybe one in ten
on a day they can't think of anything else to do
Jul 8, 2019 17:08:04 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
badbobby wrote:
everyone??
I don't think so
maybe one in ten
on a day they can't think of anything else to do
I don't think so
maybe one in ten
on a day they can't think of anything else to do
As LJ would say, "ppfftt"!
Gotta be at least 6 out of 10.
I just don't count the trolls.
The math works better that way.
Jul 8, 2019 17:22:45 #
badbobby wrote:
For those of you who have never traveled to the we... (show quote)
The scariest part is that I’m Sure it’s true.
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