cattleguards: For those of you who have never traveled to the west or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads...

badbobby Loc: texas

For those of you who have never traveled to the west or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (and sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails.

Subsequent to BarackObama becoming president, he proposed changes to federal grazing policies which, Colorado ranchers quickly protested. Obama subsequently received an interior department report that informed him that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado. He argued that providing cattle guards to the Colorado farm and ranch industry was a ridiculous use of human resources so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the "cattle guards” immediately!

Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to better inform President Obama about what a “cattle guard” is, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that, before any "cattle guards” were to be fired, they should be given six months of retraining.

'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, “it's only fair to the cattle guards that they be given six months of retraining to reduce their impact of their termination on their families!”

While those two guys were running our country, everything they touched became a mess.

NOW JOE WANTS TO BE YOUR PRESIDENT!

Passed on to you without further comment...

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bahmer

badbobby wrote:

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It's a scary thought now isn't it to have someone like Biden at the helm.

Carol Kelly

badbobby wrote:

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I passed it on without further comment since none was needed.

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

bahmer wrote:

It's a scary thought now isn't it to have someone like Biden at the helm.

Maybe they have feet in mouth disease?

Carol Kelly

bahmer wrote:

It's a scary thought now isn't it to have someone like Biden at the helm.

That’s why we must make certain to pass it along.

Larai Loc: Fallon, NV

badbobby wrote:

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passed on!

PaulPisces Loc: San Francisco

Do you people research ANYTHING?

This is an old joke that our funny BB posted, I feel certain, as a nice piece of satire.
But some seem to have taken it as gospel.
Talk about f**e news!

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cattle-guards/

badbobby Loc: texas

PaulPisces wrote:

Do you people research ANYTHING?

This is an old joke that our funny BB posted, I feel certain, as a nice piece of satire.
But some seem to have taken it as gospel.
Talk about f**e news!

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cattle-guards/

you just rained on my parade Paul

and I admit
the post was meant as satire
I just try to make folks laugh a lil

Larai Loc: Fallon, NV

badbobby wrote:

you just rained on my parade Paul

and I admit
the post was meant as satire
I just try to make folks laugh a lil

It worked.. I laughed.. lol

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

PaulPisces wrote:

Do you people research ANYTHING?

This is an old joke that our funny BB posted, I feel certain, as a nice piece of satire.
But some seem to have taken it as gospel.
Talk about f**e news!

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cattle-guards/

Maybe, but Snope's facts always seem to cover for the left, for some reason, sort of like the SPLC, ACLU, and the MSM does.

If it was satire, it was funny. I just laughed and I love to laugh.

Carol Kelly

Larai wrote:

It worked.. I laughed.. lol

Yeah, it sure works for me because I forwarded it to fourteen people. Badbobby! I did laugh, tho.

badbobby Loc: texas

Carol Kelly wrote:

Yeah, it sure works for me because I forwarded it to fourteen people. Badbobby! I did laugh, tho.

glad ya'll laughed a lil
that makes me feel good

Larai Loc: Fallon, NV

badbobby wrote:

glad ya'll laughed a lil
that makes me feel good

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

badbobby wrote:

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Those castle guards at civil war era airports most certainly need to go.

Common_Sense_Matters

badbobby wrote:

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It would almost seem that you believe this joke to be a true story. Many jokes are written to denigrate public figures, one's friends or just given random names not aimed at any real identities.