Sensitive women
Apr 1, 2014 18:41:57 #
My wife recieved something in the mail today regarding a facelift. I asked about it,and she said "I want this loose skin tightened up a bit." I told her that I have a cheap, easy, home solution for that. "What." she asked. I said "All I have to do is make your face swell a little, and that skin will tighten right up!" :thumbup:
I need to go refill my ice-pack now, and see if the bleeding has slowed down...........
I need to go refill my ice-pack now, and see if the bleeding has slowed down...........
Apr 1, 2014 19:15:58 #
Edith always was the smart one. A good laugh
archie bunker wrote:
My wife recieved something in the mail today regarding a facelift. I asked about it,and she said "I want this loose skin tightened up a bit." I told her that I have a cheap, easy, home solution for that. "What." she asked. I said "All I have to do is make your face swell a little, and that skin will tighten right up!" :thumbup:
I need to go refill my ice-pack now, and see if the bleeding has slowed down...........
I need to go refill my ice-pack now, and see if the bleeding has slowed down...........
Apr 1, 2014 21:13:26 #
archie bunker wrote:
My wife recieved something in the mail today regarding a facelift. I asked about it,and she said "I want this loose skin tightened up a bit." I told her that I have a cheap, easy, home solution for that. "What." she asked. I said "All I have to do is make your face swell a little, and that skin will tighten right up!" :thumbup:
I need to go refill my ice-pack now, and see if the bleeding has slowed down...........
I need to go refill my ice-pack now, and see if the bleeding has slowed down...........
I once knew a lady who feared to step outside on thanksgiving.
Apr 3, 2014 19:43:14 #
archie bunker wrote:
My wife recieved something in the mail today regarding a facelift. I asked about it,and she said "I want this loose skin tightened up a bit." I told her that I have a cheap, easy, home solution for that. "What." she asked. I said "All I have to do is make your face swell a little, and that skin will tighten right up!" :thumbup:
I need to go refill my ice-pack now, and see if the bleeding has slowed down...........
I need to go refill my ice-pack now, and see if the bleeding has slowed down...........
PPK in one hand, fully loaded, safety off and twelve inch cast iron skillet in the other. The PPK is in my dominant hand. :hunf: :evil: :-(
Apr 3, 2014 20:20:23 #
AuntiE wrote:
PPK in one hand, fully loaded, safety off and twelve inch cast iron skillet in the other. The PPK is in my dominant hand. :hunf: :evil: :-(
I'd call that overkill.. :!: :!: :shock:
Apr 3, 2014 20:28:49 #
AuntiE wrote:
PPK in one hand, fully loaded, safety off and twelve inch cast iron skillet in the other. The PPK is in my dominant hand. :hunf: :evil: :-(
Mrs. Bunker favors her sig mostly. I am blessed with a gal who has a sense of humor! :D
One night I told her I was going to read in bed a while so she could beat me to sleep. ( she claims I snore)
She said "I can "beat you to sleep anytime I want!" :shock: :lol:
Apr 3, 2014 20:47:12 #
archie bunker wrote:
Mrs. Bunker favors her sig mostly. I am blessed with a gal who has a sense of humor! :D
One night I told her I was going to read in bed a while so she could beat me to sleep. ( she claims I snore)
She said "I can "beat you to sleep anytime I want!" :shock: :lol:
One night I told her I was going to read in bed a while so she could beat me to sleep. ( she claims I snore)
She said "I can "beat you to sleep anytime I want!" :shock: :lol:
Be VERY careful. You mentioned her favoring "sig" which Loki favors. He may try to steal her away. I am not sure how Mrs. Loki will feel.
Of course, you do not snore. You are just purring LOUDLY. :-D :idea: :shock: :oops: :P
Apr 3, 2014 20:48:13 #
Armageddun wrote:
I'd call that overkill.. :!: :!: :shock:
I only said I was holding them. I did not yet utilize them, hence no "overkill".....Y E T. :twisted: :mrgreen:
Apr 3, 2014 20:57:25 #
AuntiE wrote:
I only said I was holding them. I did not yet utilize them, hence no "overkill".....Y E T. :twisted: :mrgreen:
But but but it's 's the "yet" that make one nnnervous
Apr 3, 2014 21:11:28 #
AuntiE wrote:
Be VERY careful. You mentioned her favoring "sig" which Loki favors. He may try to steal her away. I am not sure how Mrs. Loki will feel.
Of course, you do not snore. You are just purring LOUDLY. :-D :idea: :shock: :oops: :P
Of course, you do not snore. You are just purring LOUDLY. :-D :idea: :shock: :oops: :P
Good advice!! We all know how those sig people are!! ;-)
Apr 3, 2014 21:21:04 #
Armageddun wrote:
But but but it's 's the "yet" that make one nnnervous
It is still....."yet"
Mr. Bunker may be safe. We shall see. :( :mrgreen: :lol:
Apr 3, 2014 21:22:01 #
archie bunker wrote:
Good advice!! We all know how those sig people are!! ;-)
You must be VERY careful. Mayhaps, Loki will not notice the topic. :idea: :idea: :idea:
Apr 3, 2014 21:23:52 #
AuntiE wrote:
It is still....."yet"
Mr. Bunker may be safe. We shall see. :( :mrgreen: :lol:
Mr. Bunker may be safe. We shall see. :( :mrgreen: :lol:
Phew I was worried for my friend.... I missed you, I looked and looked. I yelled and yelled but no AuntiE.
We had to fight off all the varmits by ourselves.
Apr 3, 2014 22:22:14 #
AuntiE wrote:
You must be VERY careful. Mayhaps, Loki will not notice the topic. :idea: :idea: :idea:
I'm not too worried about Loki.
Unless he likes scalding green chilis with every meal.
If you want to hang out with Mrs. Bunker; you better have a tough gut!!
;)
Apr 3, 2014 23:03:41 #
archie bunker wrote:
I'm not too worried about Loki.
Unless he likes scalding green chilis with every meal.
If you want to hang out with Mrs. Bunker; you better have a tough gut!!
;)
Unless he likes scalding green chilis with every meal.
If you want to hang out with Mrs. Bunker; you better have a tough gut!!
;)
Come on Ice cream :!: :!: :!:
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