Whiskey is no solution
A woman goes to a coun- selor, worried about her husband’s temper.
The counselor asks, “What’s the problem?”
The woman says, “I don’t know what to do. Every day my husband loses his temper for no reason. It scares me.”
“I have a cure for that,” the counselor says. “When it seems your husband is get- ting angry, take a double shot of Jack Daniel’s bourbon and swish it in your mouth. Swish and swish, but don’t swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down.”
Two weeks later, she goes back to the counselor, looking fresh and reborn. She tells the counselor, “That was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband started to get angry, I swished the Jack Daniel’s and he would start to calm down. It was amazing! What is it about Jack Daniel’s that makes it work like that?”
“The Jack Daniel’s does nothing,” the counselor said. “Keeping your mouth shut is the trick.’’
Bcon wrote:
Whiskey is no solution
A woman goes to a coun- selor, worried about her husband’s temper.
The counselor asks, “What’s the problem?”
The woman says, “I don’t know what to do. Every day my husband loses his temper for no reason. It scares me.”
“I have a cure for that,” the counselor says. “When it seems your husband is get- ting angry, take a double shot of Jack Daniel’s bourbon and swish it in your mouth. Swish and swish, but don’t swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down.”
Two weeks later, she goes back to the counselor, looking fresh and reborn. She tells the counselor, “That was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband started to get angry, I swished the Jack Daniel’s and he would start to calm down. It was amazing! What is it about Jack Daniel’s that makes it work like that?”
“The Jack Daniel’s does nothing,” the counselor said. “Keeping your mouth shut is the trick.’’
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Love you Republicans and your misogynist wit. Bravo!
rumitoid wrote:
Love you Republicans and your misogynist wit. Bravo!
We love you Democrat’s and your half wit. Bravo,
Good deal... Two chuckles..
Bcon wrote:
We love you Democrat’s and your half wit. Bravo,
I like and retell a lot of jokes that are not PC. I think of myself as having a good and reasonable sense of humor. Your joke was funny. But for the abuse mentioned by the woman. Nothing to be laughed at or dismissed.
rumitoid wrote:
I like and retell a lot of jokes that are not PC. I think of myself as having a good and reasonable sense of humor. Your joke was funny. But for the abuse mentioned by the woman. Nothing to be laughed at or dismissed.
Equal rights at play,my friend...it's only a joke.
rumitoid wrote:
I like and retell a lot of jokes that are not PC. I think of myself as having a good and reasonable sense of humor. Your joke was funny. But for the abuse mentioned by the woman. Nothing to be laughed at or dismissed.
Except that there is no woman and she was not abused. Duh! Fiction... Hello!
Larry the Legend wrote:
Except that there is no woman and she was not abused. Duh! Fiction... Hello!
Progressives...pulling victim-hood out of thin air for generations.
rumitoid wrote:
I like and retell a lot of jokes that are not PC. I think of myself as having a good and reasonable sense of humor. Your joke was funny. But for the abuse mentioned by the woman. Nothing to be laughed at or dismissed.
This is supposed to be the humor section --- if you don't like humor (as obviously you don't) then stay the EFF out !!!!!!
Bcon wrote:
Whiskey is no solution
A woman goes to a coun- selor, worried about her husband’s temper.
The counselor asks, “What’s the problem?”
The woman says, “I don’t know what to do. Every day my husband loses his temper for no reason. It scares me.”
“I have a cure for that,” the counselor says. “When it seems your husband is get- ting angry, take a double shot of Jack Daniel’s bourbon and swish it in your mouth. Swish and swish, but don’t swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down.”
Two weeks later, she goes back to the counselor, looking fresh and reborn. She tells the counselor, “That was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband started to get angry, I swished the Jack Daniel’s and he would start to calm down. It was amazing! What is it about Jack Daniel’s that makes it work like that?”
“The Jack Daniel’s does nothing,” the counselor said. “Keeping your mouth shut is the trick.’’
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“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
― George Carlin from "When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?"
Fit2BTied wrote:
Progressives...pulling victim-hood out of thin air for generations.
I usually just ignore it but sometimes it just goes above and beyond...
Larry the Legend wrote:
I usually just ignore it but sometimes it just goes above and beyond...
I know! If I had a dollar for every time I started a rant, then deleted it or just closed the page, I'd have enough money to buy a case of tissues for every one of my progressive friends! They've been going through them like nobody's business since MAGA Tuesday (Nov 8) 2016.
Liquor need not be in the equation. Best for all concerned (especially for those who want nothing to with or read about liquor) to use water. IMHO it makes for a LOT better story.
rumitoid wrote:
I like and retell a lot of jokes that are not PC. I think of myself as having a good and reasonable sense of humor. Your joke was funny. But for the abuse mentioned by the woman. Nothing to be laughed at or dismissed.
Why don’t you get real It was a joke, not reality. Just how far gone are you?
You really are a piece of work. One that went askew.
Y360AZ wrote:
Liquor need not be in the equation. Best for all concerned (especially for those who want nothing to with or read about liquor) to use water. IMHO it makes for a LOT better story.
Nothing in moderation is wrong. Your adversity to liquor is a personal trait.
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