Simply Genius!
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and
peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.
I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.
Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY)
and ran it up the flag pole.
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security,
Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.
I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel Everyone
moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.
If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a
woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last!! ~ God Bless America
Bcon wrote:
Simply Genius!
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and
peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.
I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.
Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY)
and ran it up the flag pole.
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security,
Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.
I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel Everyone
moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.
If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a
woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last!! ~ God Bless America
Simply Genius! br br br br I took down my Re... (
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Love it!! what a unique way to solve a problem.
Bcon wrote:
Simply Genius!
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and
peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.
I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.
Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY)
and ran it up the flag pole.
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security,
Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.
I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel Everyone
moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.
If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a
woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last!! ~ God Bless America
Simply Genius! br br br br I took down my Re... (
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Masterful, simply Masterful!
Bcon wrote:
Simply Genius!
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and
peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.
I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.
Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY)
and ran it up the flag pole.
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security,
Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.
I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel Everyone
moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.
If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a
woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last!! ~ God Bless America
Simply Genius! br br br br I took down my Re... (
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You are a smart man, soon you will get a free and thorough proctologist’s exam!
Kevyn wrote:
You are a smart man, soon you will get a free and thorough proctologist’s exam!
Kevin, your humor is as gross as your lifestyle. No wonder your mother relegates yo to her basement, she knows that is where you mind is.
Bcon wrote:
Kevin, your humor is as gross as your lifestyle. No wonder your mother relegates yo to her basement, she knows that is where you mind is.
You have to remember, he has a total fascination with anything to do with fecal matter or toilets! He should have been a proctologist, maybe he is!
Bcon wrote:
Simply Genius!
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and
peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.
I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.
Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY)
and ran it up the flag pole.
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security,
Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.
I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel Everyone
moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.
If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a
woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last!! ~ God Bless America
Simply Genius! br br br br I took down my Re... (
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Thinking outside the box. Love it!
wolffy wrote:
You have to remember, he has a total fascination with anything to do with fecal matter or toilets! He should have been a proctologist, maybe he is!
Not a proctologist, but a rump ranger.
Bcon wrote:
Simply Genius!
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and
peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.
I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.
Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY)
and ran it up the flag pole.
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security,
Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.
I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel Everyone
moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.
If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a
woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last!! ~ God Bless America
Simply Genius! br br br br I took down my Re... (
show quote)
You are correct that is simply genius
Bcon wrote:
Simply Genius!
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and
peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.
I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.
Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY)
and ran it up the flag pole.
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security,
Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.
I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel Everyone
moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.
If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a
woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last!! ~ God Bless America
Simply Genius! br br br br I took down my Re... (
show quote)
Very well thought out plan, Bcon! Be careful around Kevyn(with a Y) though. Apparently he believes that regular rectal exams should be a basic human right.
wolffy wrote:
You have to remember, he has a total fascination with anything to do with fecal matter or toilets! He should have been a proctologist, maybe he is!
He sure does have a very crappy outlook on life.
Fit2BTied wrote:
Very well thought out plan, Bcon! Be careful around Kevyn(with a Y) though. Apparently he believes that regular rectal exams should be a basic human right.
Does a rectal exam performed on him include the whole body? It must, because he has shown himself to be a complete ass.
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