Simply Genius!



I took down my Rebel f**g (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and
peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani f**gs and put one at each corner of the front yard.

Then I purchased the black f**g of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY)
and ran it up the f**g pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security,
Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel Everyone
moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.

If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a
woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last!! ~ God Bless America