Question for Rednecks...
Apr 9, 2019 09:06:55 #
lpnmajor wrote:
Why grouse about the fate of a single bird? 
Perhaps the best plan of action is - take the bird out to the country and eat it there. 
Perhaps the best plan of action is - take the bird out to the country and eat it there. Here is a bipartisan solution
Apr 9, 2019 09:07:30 #
Smedley_buzkill wrote:
It's time a REAL redneck answered this question. There are entirely too many wannabes around here. The answer to the question is set the bird free, because a REAL redneck knows that one damn grouse doesn't have enough meat on it to be worth the trouble.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush
Apr 9, 2019 09:10:32 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush
A grouse in the hand is worth about two mouthfuls if you're lucky. Time you kill it, dress it out and cook it, that's a lot of trouble for something that just barely qualifies as an appetizer.
Apr 9, 2019 09:12:39 #
Smedley_buzkill wrote:
A grouse in the hand is worth about two mouthfuls if you're lucky. Time you kill it, dress it out and cook it, that's a lot of trouble for something that just barely qualifies as an appetizer.
In China we tend to eat the whole bird...
Head, neck, feet...
It makes a good soup too...
My daughter is only 19 months old.. She would probably appreciate the snack
Apr 9, 2019 12:04:20 #
Apr 9, 2019 12:43:02 #
lpnmajor wrote:
Why grouse about the fate of a single bird? Perhaps the best plan of action is - take the bird out to the country and eat it there.
Perhaps the best plan of action is - take the bird out to the country and eat it there. That idea I like.
Apr 9, 2019 16:27:06 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Walking to class this morning I was surprised to f... (show quote)
I scrolled past the good wife one with difficulty thinking I might find something better. You know how I like my sammiches!!
As a redneck, I would turn that one puny bird loose to go out and make more puny birds.
Then I would go shoot enough puny birds to make it worthwhile to clean, an cook them.
That's how I mange the quail population here.......I let them live, then eat their children!
Apr 9, 2019 16:32:19 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
I scrolled past the good wife one with difficulty thinking I might find something better. You know how I like my sammiches!!
As a redneck, I would turn that one puny bird loose to go out and make more puny birds.
Then I would go shoot enough puny birds to make it worthwhile to clean, an cook them.
That's how I mange the quail population here.......I let them live, then eat their children!
As a redneck, I would turn that one puny bird loose to go out and make more puny birds.
Then I would go shoot enough puny birds to make it worthwhile to clean, an cook them.
That's how I mange the quail population here.......I let them live, then eat their children!
So, Arch...in essence, you're a sensitive, new-age conservationist.
Apr 9, 2019 16:32:22 #
Smedley_buzkill wrote:
It's time a REAL redneck answered this question. There are entirely too many wannabes around here. The answer to the question is set the bird free, because a REAL redneck knows that one damn grouse doesn't have enough meat on it to be worth the trouble.
Now that I've read the comments here, I've found one that I agree with!! Let em breed, kill em end mass, and make a meal!!
Apr 9, 2019 16:34:47 #
slatten49 wrote:
So, Arch...in essence, you're a sensitive, new-age conservationist.
I like the way you put that! I'll go with it!
Apr 9, 2019 16:36:03 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
Now that I've read the comments here, I've found one that I agree with!! Let em breed, kill em end mass, and make a meal!!
"Kill em en masse, and make a meal!!" Perhaps I spoke too soon.
Apr 9, 2019 16:44:17 #
slatten49 wrote: "Kill em en masse, and make a meal!!"
Perhaps I spoke too soon.
"Kill em en masse, and make a meal!!" Perhaps I spoke too soon.
You gotta have several, unless you're a snacker.
Here in about an hour, there'll be about 20 around the horse feeder. It's breeding season, so I'll put out extra feed so I can eat them, and/or their children next fall!
Apr 9, 2019 16:48:40 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
You gotta have several, unless you're a snacker.
Here in about an hour, there'll be about 20 around the horse feeder. It's breeding season, so I'll put out extra feed so I can eat them, and/or their children next fall!
Here in about an hour, there'll be about 20 around the horse feeder. It's breeding season, so I'll put out extra feed so I can eat them, and/or their children next fall!
Well, a man's got'ta feed his Family. ...and maybe a guest
Apr 9, 2019 16:53:36 #
slatten49 wrote: Well, a man's got'ta feed his Family.
...and maybe a guest
Well, a man's got'ta feed his Family. ...and maybe a guest
You might just have an invite!
That is, if the road runners don't get all their eggs!
Apr 9, 2019 17:06:29 #
archie bunker wrote:
I scrolled past the good wife one with difficulty thinking I might find something better. You know how I like my sammiches!!
As a redneck, I would turn that one puny bird loose to go out and make more puny birds.
Then I would go shoot enough puny birds to make it worthwhile to clean, an cook them.
That's how I mange the quail population here.......I let them live, then eat their children!
As a redneck, I would turn that one puny bird loose to go out and make more puny birds.
Then I would go shoot enough puny birds to make it worthwhile to clean, an cook them.
That's how I mange the quail population here.......I let them live, then eat their children!
That's what I said too, except I don't see how birds getting mange helps anything. LOL
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