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Apr 8, 2019 22:28:39   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
Walking to class this morning I was surprised to find a grouse flapping around the apartment complex...
We are on the outskirts of the city, but it's still a couple of kliks to any real wilderness...

Anyways... One of my neighbors cornered it and caught the sucker...

At which point a minor discussion took place...

One of us (won't say which) felt that we should take the little fellow out to the countryside and set him free... Good karma...

The other (won't say which) pointed out that grouse is good eating and seeing as how it's not legal to hunt them this might be an excellent opportunity for some good food...

So who was in the right?
What would you all recommend we do?



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Apr 8, 2019 22:43:56   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
I say you "should take the little fellow out to the countryside and set him free... Good karma..."

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Apr 8, 2019 22:45:26   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
I say you "should take the little fellow out to the countryside and set him free... Good karma..."


I said question for rednecks

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Apr 8, 2019 22:56:44   #
Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Walking to class this morning I was surprised to find a grouse flapping around the apartment complex...
We are on the outskirts of the city, but it's still a couple of kliks to any real wilderness...

Anyways... One of my neighbors cornered it and caught the sucker...

At which point a minor discussion took place...

One of us (won't say which) felt that we should take the little fellow out to the countryside and set him free... Good karma...

The other (won't say which) pointed out that grouse is good eating and seeing as how it's not legal to hunt them this might be an excellent opportunity for some good food...

So who was in the right?
What would you all recommend we do?
Walking to class this morning I was surprised to f... (show quote)


Ask these fellows.

They seem to know a bit about grouse.

https://youtu.be/lGZiTQS-lEc

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Apr 8, 2019 22:58:14   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
Wolf counselor wrote:
Ask these fellows.

They seem to know a bit about grouse.

https://youtu.be/lGZiTQS-lEc


Sorry... Youtube doesn't work on my iPhone...

Will watch when I get home...

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Apr 8, 2019 23:01:09   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
I said question for rednecks

Hey, I live on the edge of the Texas Hill Country, and wear overalls. I qualify.

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Apr 8, 2019 23:04:24   #
Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Hey, I live on the edge of the Texas Hill Country, and wear overalls. I qualify.


Nope.

You're a Goober and that disqualifies you....... Goober.

Besides you know darn well rednecks ain't liberals.

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Apr 8, 2019 23:13:12   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Wolf counselor wrote:
Nope.

You're a Goober and that disqualifies you....... Goober.

Besides you know darn well rednecks ain't liberals.

And, yet you are the one who emits goober-like qualities, my friend...consistently and continually.

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Apr 8, 2019 23:25:17   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
Hey, I live on the edge of the Texas Hill Country, and wear overalls. I qualify.


Do you own a firearm, bow and arrow, lawn dart, anything to protect your land?

Family tree branch inward rather than outward?

Own a pickup truck that would classify as three different makes?

How many fingers and/or teeth are you missing?

What is your favorite color? (there is only one right answer...Plaid!)

Have you ever been responsible for a hoedown or a shindig? (do you know the difference)..

Shame on you for Cultural Appropriation...

The overalls are a good attempt to blend in..
Kind of like how I squint when I go to the bar

This was fun

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Apr 8, 2019 23:31:24   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Do you own a firearm, bow and arrow, lawn dart, anything to protect your land?

Family tree branch inward rather than outward?

Own a pickup truck that would classify as three different makes?

How many fingers and/or teeth are you missing?

What is your favorite color? (there is only one right answer...Plaid!)

Have you ever been responsible for a hoedown or a shindig? (do you know the difference)..

Shame on you for Cultural Appropriation...

The overalls are a good attempt to blend in..
Kind of like how I squint when I go to the bar

This was fun
Do you own a firearm, bow and arrow, lawn dart, an... (show quote)

Yes, to more than I care to admit.

I thought this was supposed to be fun.

"Cultural appropriation," huh

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Apr 8, 2019 23:41:19   #
Common_Sense_Matters
 
slatten49 wrote:
Yes, to more than I care to admit.

I thought this was supposed to be fun.


If you want to qualify as a redneck, take this quiz, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZY7PowZ328

Or this one, http://www.countryhumor.com/redneck/mightbe.htm

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Apr 8, 2019 23:53:57   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Common_Sense_Matters wrote:
If you want to qualify as a redneck, take this quiz, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZY7PowZ328

Or this one, http://www.countryhumor.com/redneck/mightbe.htm


Thanks, CSM Most all Texans are familiar with Jeff Foxworthy and redneck humor.

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Apr 8, 2019 23:56:35   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
Thanks, CSM Most all Texans are familiar with Jeff Foxworthy and redneck humor.


Most Western Canadians as well...

Love the guy... Excellent sense of humor...

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Apr 9, 2019 00:09:50   #
Common_Sense_Matters
 
slatten49 wrote:
Thanks, CSM Most all Texans are familiar with Jeff Foxworthy and redneck humor.


You're welcome.





Edit: If one scores a high enough percentage, does that qualify one as "King of the rednecks"?

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Apr 9, 2019 00:21:55   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Common_Sense_Matters wrote:
You're welcome.

Edit: If one scores a high enough percentage, does that qualify one as "King of the rednecks"?

I'll plead the 5th on that.....

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