Question for Rednecks...
Walking to class this morning I was surprised to find a grouse flapping around the apartment complex...
We are on the outskirts of the city, but it's still a couple of kliks to any real wilderness...
Anyways... One of my neighbors cornered it and caught the sucker...
At which point a minor discussion took place...
One of us (won't say which) felt that we should take the little fellow out to the countryside and set him free... Good karma...
The other (won't say which) pointed out that grouse is good eating and seeing as how it's not legal to hunt them this might be an excellent opportunity for some good food...
So who was in the right?
What would you all recommend we do?
I say you "should take the little fellow out to the countryside and set him free... Good karma..."
slatten49 wrote:
I say you "should take the little fellow out to the countryside and set him free... Good karma..."
I said question for rednecks
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Walking to class this morning I was surprised to find a grouse flapping around the apartment complex...
We are on the outskirts of the city, but it's still a couple of kliks to any real wilderness...
Anyways... One of my neighbors cornered it and caught the sucker...
At which point a minor discussion took place...
One of us (won't say which) felt that we should take the little fellow out to the countryside and set him free... Good karma...
The other (won't say which) pointed out that grouse is good eating and seeing as how it's not legal to hunt them this might be an excellent opportunity for some good food...
So who was in the right?
What would you all recommend we do?
Walking to class this morning I was surprised to f... (
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Ask these fellows.
They seem to know a bit about grouse.
https://youtu.be/lGZiTQS-lEc
Sorry... Youtube doesn't work on my iPhone...
Will watch when I get home...
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
I said question for rednecks
Hey, I live on the edge of the Texas Hill Country, and wear overalls. I qualify.
slatten49 wrote:
Hey, I live on the edge of the Texas Hill Country, and wear overalls. I qualify.
Nope.
You're a Goober and that disqualifies you....... Goober.
Besides you know darn well rednecks ain't liberals.
Wolf counselor wrote:
Nope.
You're a Goober and that disqualifies you....... Goober.
Besides you know darn well rednecks ain't liberals.
And, yet you are the one who emits goober-like qualities, my friend...consistently and continually.
slatten49 wrote:
Hey, I live on the edge of the Texas Hill Country, and wear overalls. I qualify.
Do you own a firearm, bow and arrow, lawn dart, anything to protect your land?
Family tree branch inward rather than outward?
Own a pickup truck that would classify as three different makes?
How many fingers and/or teeth are you missing?
What is your favorite color? (there is only one right answer...Plaid!)
Have you ever been responsible for a hoedown or a shindig? (do you know the difference)..
Shame on you for Cultural Appropriation...
The overalls are a good attempt to blend in..
Kind of like how I squint when I go to the bar
This was fun
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Do you own a firearm, bow and arrow, lawn dart, anything to protect your land?
Family tree branch inward rather than outward?
Own a pickup truck that would classify as three different makes?
How many fingers and/or teeth are you missing?
What is your favorite color? (there is only one right answer...Plaid!)
Have you ever been responsible for a hoedown or a shindig? (do you know the difference)..
Shame on you for Cultural Appropriation...
The overalls are a good attempt to blend in..
Kind of like how I squint when I go to the bar
This was fun
Do you own a firearm, bow and arrow, lawn dart, an... (
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Yes, to more than I care to admit.
I thought this was supposed to be fun.
"Cultural appropriation," huh
Common_Sense_Matters wrote:
Thanks, CSM
Most all Texans are familiar with Jeff Foxworthy and redneck humor.
slatten49 wrote:
Thanks, CSM
Most all Texans are familiar with Jeff Foxworthy and redneck humor.
Most Western Canadians as well...
Love the guy... Excellent sense of humor...
slatten49 wrote:
Thanks, CSM
Most all Texans are familiar with Jeff Foxworthy and redneck humor.
You're welcome.
Edit: If one scores a high enough percentage, does that qualify one as "King of the rednecks"?
Common_Sense_Matters wrote:
You're welcome.
Edit: If one scores a high enough percentage, does that qualify one as "King of the rednecks"?
I'll plead the 5th on that.....
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