One day Canuckus was getting bored with all of his wealth (he had wisely invested in IOUs from the Bank of Canuckistania... Much more profitable than those semi-mythological Texan IOUs..) and decided that he would spread his wealth out amongst his friends on the OPP (he was not embracing socialism.... Just being the decent fella all non-french speaking Canucks are)
He decided to gift each of them with either a horse or a chicken... Depending on who wore the pants in the marriage... If the man, a horse... If the woman, a chicken...(lots of toxic masculinity in Canuckistania..)
He first went to Slatten's house... Seeing him scrubbing the floor, Canuckus presented him with a chicken...
Next he stopped by Archie's house... Mrs. B was out, but Archie was relaxing with a beer... So Canuckus presented him with a horse...
Coos Bay Tom recieved a horse...
Little Mikey a chicken...
Wolf Counselor received a horse...
LindaJoy a chicken....
PaulPisces received two horses... (so much for equality...)
Bad Bob recieved a chicken....
Finally Canuckus arrived at the house of Badbobby...
"Hi Badbobby" he said.. "Who wears the pants in your house?"
Badbobby puffed up his chest and proudly declared that he was king of his castle...He called the shots... He laid down the law... His lady worshipped the ground he walked on... Etc etc etc...( He can be rather longwinded at times... )
"Excellent" Canuckus replied..."I have two horses left... A black one and a white one... Which would you prefer?"
"The Black one looks bigger (don't they always)" said Badbobby... "I'll take that one".
"We'll take the white one", an angelic voice spoke from the back room...
"Here's your chicken Badbobby"...