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Feb 19, 2019 12:13:25   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
One day Canuckus was getting bored with all of his wealth (he had wisely invested in IOUs from the Bank of Canuckistania... Much more profitable than those semi-mythological Texan IOUs..) and decided that he would spread his wealth out amongst his friends on the OPP (he was not embracing socialism.... Just being the decent fella all non-french speaking Canucks are)

He decided to gift each of them with either a horse or a chicken... Depending on who wore the pants in the marriage... If the man, a horse... If the woman, a chicken...(lots of toxic masculinity in Canuckistania..)

He first went to Slatten's house... Seeing him scrubbing the floor, Canuckus presented him with a chicken...

Next he stopped by Archie's house... Mrs. B was out, but Archie was relaxing with a beer... So Canuckus presented him with a horse...

Coos Bay Tom recieved a horse...
Little Mikey a chicken...
Wolf Counselor received a horse...
LindaJoy a chicken....
PaulPisces received two horses... (so much for e******y...)
Bad Bob recieved a chicken....

Finally Canuckus arrived at the house of Badbobby...

"Hi Badbobby" he said.. "Who wears the pants in your house?"

Badbobby puffed up his chest and proudly declared that he was king of his castle...He called the shots... He laid down the law... His lady worshipped the ground he walked on... Etc etc etc...( He can be rather longwinded at times... )

"Excellent" Canuckus replied..."I have two horses left... A black one and a white one... Which would you prefer?"

"The Black one looks bigger (don't they always)" said Badbobby... "I'll take that one".

"We'll take the white one", an angelic voice spoke from the back room...



"Here's your chicken Badbobby"...


One day Canuckus was getting bored with all of his... (show quote)


seems my better half influenced your decision
but that's ok
she has influenced my decisions for over 70 years


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Feb 19, 2019 12:14:54   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
I'll give you both and you can see if LindaJoy wants to be your Tanto...
(is it blackface if your imitating a Native America?.... PC confuses me)


who the heck is Tanto?

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Feb 19, 2019 12:38:22   #
debeda
 
badbobby wrote:
who the heck is Tanto?


Yeah, I noticed that too. I just figured it was a Canadian thing

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Feb 19, 2019 14:10:42   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
debeda wrote:
Yeah, I noticed that too. I just figured it was a Canadian thing


never know bout Canuck
he be kinda strange

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Feb 19, 2019 14:21:57   #
debeda
 
badbobby wrote:
never know bout Canuck
he be kinda strange



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Feb 19, 2019 15:26:53   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
badbobby wrote:
who the heck is Tanto?


Who is the Lone Ranger's sidekick?

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Feb 19, 2019 15:31:44   #
bahmer
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Who is the Lone Ranger's sidekick?


Tonto.

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Feb 19, 2019 15:32:25   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
bahmer wrote:
Tonto.


My bad...
Tonto...

Thanks Bahmer

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Feb 19, 2019 15:43:55   #
debeda
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Who is the Lone Ranger's sidekick?


Tonto

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Feb 19, 2019 15:47:58   #
bahmer
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
My bad...
Tonto...

Thanks Bahmer


There was the Lone Ranger and Tonto and the Lone Ranger rode his horse named silver and Tonto rode his horse which was a paint horse named Scout. Now you have all of the names that you need to know for the Lone Ranger series.

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Feb 19, 2019 15:58:34   #
debeda
 
bahmer wrote:
There was the Lone Ranger and Tonto and the Lone Ranger rode his horse named silver and Tonto rode his horse which was a paint horse named Scout. Now you have all of the names that you need to know for the Lone Ranger series.


Nope. According to CD we get 2 horses so Lindajoy and i can go and cause chaos. He doesnt realize what hes unleashed

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Feb 19, 2019 16:19:36   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
There was the Lone Ranger and Tonto and the Lone Ranger rode his horse named silver and Tonto rode his horse which was a paint horse named Scout. Now you have all of the names that you need to know for the Lone Ranger series.


thanks quimo sabe

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Feb 19, 2019 16:21:36   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Who is the Lone Ranger's sidekick?


thought maybe Tanto was sum Siberian cousin of big foot

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Feb 19, 2019 17:19:37   #
Highlander66 Loc: Illinois
 
I’ll take the chicken even though I’m single... I already have a horse

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Feb 19, 2019 17:36:16   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Highlander66 wrote:
I’ll take the chicken even though I’m single... I already have a horse


fried chicken ain't bad

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