Our story starts a few years ago, as a train is speeding along through the city. Four people in one of its compartments: A beautiful, vivacious young woman, an old, matronly woman,bahmer and a Democrat.
Suddenly, the train goes through a tunnel. It is completely dark. Then a loud kiss and an equally powerful slap are heard. When the train exits the tunnel, the Democrat is holding the side of his face in agony, while bahmer is grinning uncontrollably.
The old matronly woman thinks: "Now that's a fine young woman, Democrat tries to steal a kiss in the tunnel and the lady slaps him one – and rightly so!"
The young woman thinks: "Now that's a strange Democrat- he'd rather kiss that old hag than me."
The Democrat thinks: "Now that's a smart man, he steals a kiss and I’m the one who gets slapped."
bahmer is thinking: "Good, soon we'll be entering another tunnel, I'll kiss the back of my hand again and slap that Democrat silly!”
badbobby wrote:
Our story starts a few years ago, as a train is speeding along through the city. Four people in one of its compartments: A beautiful, vivacious young woman, an old, matronly woman,bahmer and a Democrat.
Suddenly, the train goes through a tunnel. It is completely dark. Then a loud kiss and an equally powerful slap are heard. When the train exits the tunnel, the Democrat is holding the side of his face in agony, while bahmer is grinning uncontrollably.
The old matronly woman thinks: "Now that's a fine young woman, Democrat tries to steal a kiss in the tunnel and the lady slaps him one – and rightly so!"
The young woman thinks: "Now that's a strange Democrat- he'd rather kiss that old hag than me."
The Democrat thinks: "Now that's a smart man, he steals a kiss and I’m the one who gets slapped."
bahmer is thinking: "Good, soon we'll be entering another tunnel, I'll kiss the back of my hand again and slap that Democrat silly!”
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So you're saying that Bahmer, to a very limited degree, is both a lover and a fighter
badbobby wrote:
Our story starts a few years ago, as a train is speeding along through the city. Four people in one of its compartments: A beautiful, vivacious young woman, an old, matronly woman,bahmer and a Democrat.
Suddenly, the train goes through a tunnel. It is completely dark. Then a loud kiss and an equally powerful slap are heard. When the train exits the tunnel, the Democrat is holding the side of his face in agony, while bahmer is grinning uncontrollably.
The old matronly woman thinks: "Now that's a fine young woman, Democrat tries to steal a kiss in the tunnel and the lady slaps him one – and rightly so!"
The young woman thinks: "Now that's a strange Democrat- he'd rather kiss that old hag than me."
The Democrat thinks: "Now that's a smart man, he steals a kiss and I’m the one who gets slapped."
bahmer is thinking: "Good, soon we'll be entering another tunnel, I'll kiss the back of my hand again and slap that Democrat silly!”
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I wish it were always that easy there badbobby thanks for the laughs.
slatten49 wrote:
So you're saying that Bahmer, to a very limited degree, is both a lover and a fighter
jus sayin that bahm
can handle any situation--well
and he is well adapted to handle a situation in a dark tunnel
badbobby wrote:
jus sayin that bahm
can handle any situation--well
and he is well adapted to handle a situation in a dark tunnel
Not hard to believe, as both of you seem to be in the dark about most things...especially IOUs.
slatten49 wrote:
Not hard to believe, as both of you seem to be in the dark about most things...especially IOUs.
If I kiss my hand in the tunnel again will you pay off all of those IOU's that you owe badbobby?
Just made my day! Good one.
bahmer wrote:
If I kiss my hand in the tunnel again will you pay off all of those IOU's that you owe badbobby?
Clearly, you remain confused as to who owes what to whom.
badbobby wrote:
Our story starts a few years ago, as a train is speeding along through the city. Four people in one of its compartments: A beautiful, vivacious young woman, an old, matronly woman,bahmer and a Democrat.
Suddenly, the train goes through a tunnel. It is completely dark. Then a loud kiss and an equally powerful slap are heard. When the train exits the tunnel, the Democrat is holding the side of his face in agony, while bahmer is grinning uncontrollably.
The old matronly woman thinks: "Now that's a fine young woman, Democrat tries to steal a kiss in the tunnel and the lady slaps him one – and rightly so!"
The young woman thinks: "Now that's a strange Democrat- he'd rather kiss that old hag than me."
The Democrat thinks: "Now that's a smart man, he steals a kiss and I’m the one who gets slapped."
bahmer is thinking: "Good, soon we'll be entering another tunnel, I'll kiss the back of my hand again and slap that Democrat silly!”
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Good thing Bahmer was there to protect those ladies from that predator...
Toxic Masculinity at its best
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Good thing Bahmer was there to protect those ladies from that predator...
Toxic Masculinity at its best
You've got him pegged, alright, CD
Since BB ruined him, Bahmer has become a savage.
slatten49 wrote:
You've got him pegged, alright, CD
Since BB ruined him, Bahmer has become a savage.
Can't be too savage...
He managed to work the keyboard despite the swelling in his had
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Can't be too savage...
He managed to work the keyboard despite the swelling in his had
I"m sorry, but I'm possibly confused. By 'had,' did you mean his hand or his head.
BB's influence has him a bit swell-headed, but I do understand about his hand taking a beating.
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Hand
Thanks for giving me a hand
slatten49 wrote:
You've got him pegged, alright, CD
Since BB ruined him, Bahmer has become a savage.
savage?
hardly
bahm is a gentleman
--since I got him outta the clutches of the dastardly one Slat
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