Our story starts a few years ago, as a train is speeding along through the city. Four people in one of its compartments: A beautiful, vivacious young woman, an old, matronly woman,bahmer and a Democrat.



Suddenly, the train goes through a tunnel. It is completely dark. Then a loud kiss and an equally powerful slap are heard. When the train exits the tunnel, the Democrat is holding the side of his face in agony, while bahmer is grinning uncontrollably.

The old matronly woman thinks: "Now that's a fine young woman, Democrat tries to steal a kiss in the tunnel and the lady slaps him one – and rightly so!"

The young woman thinks: "Now that's a strange Democrat- he'd rather kiss that old hag than me."

The Democrat thinks: "Now that's a smart man, he steals a kiss and I’m the one who gets slapped."



bahmer is thinking: "Good, soon we'll be entering another tunnel, I'll kiss the back of my hand again and slap that Democrat silly!”