The demoncrap moonbat case against Kavanaugh just keeps getting stronger!

Our most equal Chairman Meow made this picture yesterday and posted it as a modest comment on Further Kavanaugh crimes brought to light: jaywalking. Within hours of it appearing on social media, it collected hundreds of retweets and hilarious replies on Twitter and over a thousand shares on Facebook, with dozens of great comments.

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But here is the discovery:


Kavanaugh: Secret Alien from Pluto Planning to Conquer Earth
Comrade Vlad Linen
10/5/2018, 3:50 am
GNN (Galactic News Network) -- With a cloture vote hours away and a confirmation vote likely happening over the weekend, Democrats may have one final chance to stop Brett Kavanaugh from becoming a member of the United States Supreme Court. An allegation has been made that he is actually an alien from Pluto.

An anonymous source states that she is the great grandmother of a woman whose boyfriend said his fourth cousin's roommate's uncle's neighbor's former girlfriend's father's aunt's brother's childhood friend told him that Judge Kavanaugh is actually a secret agent alien from Pluto working to help his kind conquer and enslave the people of Earth.

The person making this claim said he was abducted by aliens many years ago, had a device implanted in his brain, and can occasionally pick up conversations from these aliens. He had to think about it for a few days and ask attorneys whether what he heard was for real or not. He can't remember when he was originally abducted by aliens or where or even if they were from Pluto. He only has a vague sense of what they even look like. He did say he felt cold when they were around. However, he is 100% certain that the transmission he picked up is what he says it is.

Pluto's government has a number of grievances against Earth. First, they do not appreciate being spied on in 2015. They feel having a probe fly by their planet is contributing to climate change on Pluto. They also do not like being designated a "minor planet" just because there are other planets around their size in their part of the solar system. When they take over Earth, they will restore Pluto to full planet status.

Pluto's government has been watching the most powerful country on Earth, the United States, and how its people react. When the Supreme Court decides on something, the people eventually accept it without question. So, Pluto managed to ensure their spy, whose Earth name is "Brett Kavanaugh", was selected to fill the next Supreme Court vacancy. Kavanaugh has been given a special device that will control the minds of the other Supreme Court justices. However, it can malfunction with justices that are old enough to have personally known King Tut and who tend to fall asleep a lot in modern times.

The plan is to get enough justices to strike down Trump's Space Force as "unconstitutional". Even if Trump ignores the court, the delay will be long enough that Pluto's forces can surround the Earth and begin to take over. First, they will move the Earth out of its orbit with the sun, causing 'global cooling'. When a new ice age begins, residents of Pluto can begin moving to Earth and enslaving humans.

"The Earth has been in the 'Goldilocks Zone' for too long. It also has more usable space than our planet. We feel that by redistributing what Earth has in terms of usable space, it would allow for more equality in the solar system we all share. We are refugees from a planet out in the hinterlands of this solar system. We have a right to take over Earth and make it more like our planet. All your base are belong to us!" the anonymous representative from Pluto said.

Democrats are mixed on this. Some want an extended investigation from the Galactic Bureau of Investigation (GBI) and another delay on the confirmation vote. But just as Joe Biden said years ago when criticizing investigations, the GBI will do a "He said, she said, and they said. PERIOD. PERIOD!" Republicans think the person making this latest allegation is just a little bit insane.

Other progressive groups have different views. An anonymous high level member of one of the groups explained "If Kavanaugh had only pretended to be a LGBTQIAPPXYZABC pansexual transgendered individual who uses pronouns like zhe or zir and had a COEXIST bumper sticker on his sustainable electric-powered flying saucer, we could overlook the Pluto part and taking over our planet. But he pretends to be a typical privileged white male? THAT is disqualifying! We can't let him anywhere near the Supreme Court. Deport him back to Pluto! And now we know why he has ice everywhere. He needs it because he's from Pluto!"

Kavanaugh insists that he was born on Earth, is a human being, and did not even know that life of any kind exists on Pluto. He states emphatically that his only goal in all of this is to serve the people of the United States as an associate justice on the Supreme Court. He denies any knowledge of plots to take over the Earth and bring about a new ice age.

Progressives are not buying it. Since an accusation has been made, the new standard is that it must be true. They are readying a whole new set of protestors who stand up and refuse to let the Earth be overrun by self-proclaimed "refugees" from Pluto. Professionally printed mass produced signs reading "No interplanetary invasions!", "Pluto is just a minor planet!", "Send Kavanaugh back to Pluto!", "Pluto 'refugees' go home!", "Keep Earth warm! No new ice age!", "Global warming, not global cooling!", "No hearts for invaders from Pluto!" and "No ICE! No ice age! No Pluto immigrants!" will be distributed to protestors.

Hey dagwood , think again hilliary didn't Winn shit, a little problem with voting software from company called Optec. Seems as though we've been fleeced for sometime with this deep state kangaroo software to hedge their efforts. Also interesting the Romney family involved in company. So though all hilliarys cheating , her algorithms fell short of accomplishing the goals.it looks and feels like evil has a hard time compelling people to believe a message that so self serving and caked in hipocracy it coldnt and didn't stand. Maybe you should invest some time in finding out about the democratic slimeshifting dogma.you've been had programmed for their purposes.

The human race is on the ebb of discovery , outlasting evil and the bastardly deeds.discoveries that have been illegally, economicslly, illmorally held in abeyance. Disease cures, moral cures, fairness cures, spiritual cures, mankind advancements cures that will throttle the masses. That's what's been held up for our own good, the very few deciding, holding , pretending, orchestraing a shadow over human kind similuar to prerennaisaince. What comes the other end is not given , mankind has to evolve past our retardation for these evil people. A new era that looks past national borders, past discrimination, past deceptions , past history. How to use these new things will test our very nature, but there is no looking back.

He didn’t crack, rumi.. He defended his honor and reputation .. He is only human you know.. Just like you or I..

He took a lot of politicalized BS and stood tough as was needed..

If someone falsely accused you and your daughters had to hear the prompted BS
put out with nothing but unfounded allegations would you have stood without defending yourself??

He was responding to the dems who were knowingly and falsely accusing him.. And yes, was as I would be, pissed .. Understandably so...

The dems rolled the dice and lost if confirmed again tomorrow.. I’m sure they considered that and now they lay in their own doings..They
only having themselves to thank for this totally despicable charade of Showing their true colors..
I know, I know, there are plenty of RINO’s that are not much better~< it just seems the dems own this one and it isa shamefu display at that too...
I’m actualy surprised at the conclusions you have drawn..It nonetheless does not change how I admire your thought provoking comments and questions ...

I do hope you are well .....