Blade_Runner wrote:
A jarhead and a swabby were taking a piss in the head. After they finished, the swabby buttoned up the 13 buttons and started for the door. The jarhead zipped up and began washing his hands.
When the swabby got to the door, the jarhead shouted, "Hey, squid, in the marines they teach us to wash our hands after we piss."
The swabby replied, "In the navy they teach us not to piss on our hands."