AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
I take zero credit for this LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:. It was sent to me by a kindly soul who knew I needed a laugh.
What is Celibacy?
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He then addressed the men.
"Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"
Frank leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered,
"Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?"
And thus began Frank's life of celibacy.
That gave me a good grin also.
Hey AuntiE ,God is like fox news. He is fair and balanced. Proverbs 11:1
AuntiE wrote:
I take zero credit for this LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:. It was sent to me by a kindly soul who knew I needed a laugh.
What is Celibacy?
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He then addressed the men.
"Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"
Frank leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered,
"Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?"
And thus began Frank's life of celibacy.
I take zero credit for this LOL :lol: :lol: :lol... (
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AuntiE wrote:
I take zero credit for this LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:. It was sent to me by a kindly soul who knew I needed a laugh.
What is Celibacy?
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He then addressed the men.
"Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"
Frank leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered,
"Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?"
And thus began Frank's life of celibacy.
I take zero credit for this LOL :lol: :lol: :lol... (
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It would appear that Frank was Ann's 'blooming idiot'! :lol:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
slatten49 wrote:
It would appear that Frank was Ann's 'blooming idiot'! :lol:
Obviously not a sponge cake or he would have absorbed knowledge. :-D
slatten49 wrote:
It would appear that Frank was Ann's 'blooming idiot'! :lol:
I think poor Frank is misunderstood. That seemed like a logical answer to me. :-D :shock:
AuntiE wrote:
Obviously not a sponge cake or he would have absorbed knowledge. :-D
I would love to 'absorb' a spongecake (angelfood), with strawberries and cream on top. :mrgreen:
I will have it arranged. :thumbup:
archie bunker wrote:
I think poor Frank is misunderstood. That seemed like a logical answer to me. :-D :shock:
Well, at least, by 'blooming', he blossomed like a flower!
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
archie bunker wrote:
I think poor Frank is misunderstood. That seemed like a logical answer to me. :-D :shock:
The use of the word "logical" in conjunction with the male gender is an oxymoron. Such is my current feeling. That statement is an upgrade to yesterday. :( :mrgreen: :hunf: :twisted:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
slatten49 wrote:
Well, at least, by 'blooming', he blossomed like a flower!
Which name he does not know, either. :hunf: :mrgreen: :twisted:
AuntiE wrote:
The use of the word "logical" in conjunction with the male gender is an oxymoron. Such is my current feeling. That statement is an upgrade to yesterday. :( :mrgreen: :hunf: :twisted:
The human male mind is far,far superior to....um...well...the male mind of...ah...umm...something. :?
archie bunker wrote:
The human male mind is far,far superior to....um...well...the male mind of...ah...umm...something. :?
:lol: Well played, Archie....not so much! :oops: :mrgreen:
AuntiE wrote:
Which name he does not know, either. :hunf: :mrgreen: :twisted:
I sense 'hostilities' have not ceased. :shock:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
archie bunker wrote:
The human male mind is far,far superior to....um...well...the male mind of...ah...umm...something. :?
My dear darling :hunf: :thumbdown: male mind husband has no "mind" in my current belief. He is, however, my own dear darling :?: :?: :hunf: to have and hold till death do us part. Not going to discuss the possibilities of the "death do us part" potential currently. :shock: :twisted: :mrgreen:
AuntiE wrote:
My dear darling :hunf: :thumbdown: male mind husband has no "mind" in my current belief. He is, however, my own dear darling :?: :?: :hunf: to have and hold till death do us part. Not going to discuss the possibilities of the "death do us part" potential currently. :shock: :twisted: :mrgreen:
:shock: Easy now, AuntiE...eeeeasy. :oops: :mrgreen:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
slatten49 wrote:
I sense 'hostilities' have not ceased. :shock:
They have improved. I unloaded the weapon. The cast iron skillet is still in sight. It is beyond my comprehension. :hunf: :shock:
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