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Mar 8, 2014 21:08:02   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
I have no problem using a "G" word and for His word concerning aging you might wish to read Proverbs 20:29.


Then I am gaining in 'beauty' by the day, heh? :wink:

That would be a hard sell with my Family. :lol:

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Mar 8, 2014 21:10:20   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
Then I am gaining in 'beauty' by the day, heh? :wink:

That would be a hard sell with my Family. :lol:


Perhaps you are not using the definition of "beauty" in the right way. :idea: :idea: :idea:

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Mar 8, 2014 21:17:30   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
AuntiE wrote:
I have no problem using a "G" word and for His word concerning aging you might wish to read Proverbs 20:29.


His hair has brought him a compliment...

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Mar 8, 2014 21:27:52   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Perhaps you are not using the definition of "beauty" in the right way. :idea: :idea: :idea:


Forrest Gump said "beauty is as beauty does."

My hair does get more grey by the day, it seems. :mrgreen:

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Mar 8, 2014 21:47:32   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
Forrest Gump said "beauty is as beauty does."

My hair does get more grey by the day, it seems. :mrgreen:


Forrest's statement is an accurate behavior criteria. :thumbup:

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Mar 8, 2014 22:02:03   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Forrest's statement is an accurate behavior criteria. :thumbup:


I feel the demon-cat's eyes on me, at all times. :oops:

I fear his/her intent. :shock:

It does not appear to be a beauteous intent. :twisted:

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Mar 8, 2014 22:07:09   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
I feel the demon-cat's eyes on me, at all times. :oops:

I fear his/her intent. :shock:

It does not appear to be a beauteous intent. :twisted:


You did not like the previous avatar and now whine about the current one. What is it you should put on and pull up? :hunf: :mrgreen: :twisted: :lol: 8-) :roll:

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Mar 8, 2014 22:14:35   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
You did not like the previous avatar and now whine about the current one. What is it you should put on and pull up? :hunf: :mrgreen: :twisted: :lol: 8-) :roll:


The whole post was a play on "beauty is as beauty does".

No whining...just trying to inject humor. :wink: :oops:

I will be putting on my jammies, later. :lol:

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Mar 8, 2014 22:24:09   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
The whole post was a play on "beauty is as beauty does".

No whining...just trying to inject humor. :wink: :oops:

I will be putting on my jammies, later. :lol:


Hmmm....I think it may have been other then jammies to put on and pull up. :lol: :lol: :lol: :-) :lol: :lol: :roll:

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Mar 8, 2014 22:46:50   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Hmmm....I think it may have been other then jammies to put on and pull up. :lol: :lol: :lol: :-) :lol: :lol: :roll:


I need a shot of tequilla. :roll:

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Mar 9, 2014 01:47:17   #
rumitoid
 
AuntiE wrote:
I take zero credit for this LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:. It was sent to me by a kindly soul who knew I needed a laugh.


What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He then addressed the men.

"Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"

Frank leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered,

"Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?"


And thus began Frank's life of celibacy.
I take zero credit for this LOL :lol: :lol: :lol... (show quote)


This is unfortunately true.The condition of marriage is an ugly joke. The above is not in any way funny.

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Mar 23, 2014 12:25:55   #
Terry Allan Hall Loc: Republic O' Tejas
 
“Celibacy is the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.” &#8213; Aldous Huxley ;)

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