I swear, listening to the fallacious tirades from anti-gun wonks is like listening to retards trying to tell dirty jokes without punch lines. Anti-gun porn with no orgasms. With all the uncontrollable emotions and sanctimonious passion and no facts in sight, no hint of reason or rational thought, it's like listening to a psyche patient revealing his perverse sexual obsessions.
Well, how's the therapy going so far, doc, making any progress?
Dunno, we've managed to eliminate every type of firearm on earth except one--the AR15. Yep, apparently our patients' are overcome with a completely irrational fear of this thing. They believe the AR15 is the most powerful killing machine on earth just behind the 100 kiloton nuclear warhead. We can't seem to get past the "assault rifle" meme, or that the damned thing is a "military styled weapon", and the fact that the AR15 is usually black seems have a significant influence. Black as you know, is the absence of color and is associated with the mysterious, the sinister, with darkness and the negative. Then, there's this thing about the capacity of the ammunition magazines. The "high capacity" meme. In relative terms, 30 rounds is not a hell of lot of ammo, but our patients don't see it that way.
How so? Thirty rounds can do some serious damage.
Well, yes, but now the AR15 paranoids have upped the ante. If you peruse all the rants in the media, in tweets, on facebook, in youtube comments, and the like, you will find an inexplicable obsession with increased magazine capacities. Beyond thirty rounds. Now they are talking about 50, 60, and 100 round capacities. As if these kinds of things were proliferating. Thing is, among law-abiding AR15 owners, a 50 round stick mag or a 100 round electric drum are novelties, these mags are expensive, running between eighty dollars for a 50 round stick up to one hundred and fifty bucks for a spring driven drum. Some quality electric drums run over three hundred. Twenty and thirty round mags go for ten to twenty bucks. Then there is the weight factor. Put a thirty round mag in an eight pound gun and you add another pound. Put a fifty round stick or a hundred round drum in an eight pound gun and you not only add considerable bulk but you have a gun that weighs between twelve and fifteen pounds. It is reasonable to say that probably 90% of AR15 owners don't equip themselves with such novelty items.
What's the prognosis, doc, is there any hope?
I thought so once. But now I don't have much confidence in success. Not since a mentally ill young fella walked into a high school in Florida and killed 17 people. I mean, how do you convince a mentally disturbed patient that a mentally disturbed individual did the killing and that the gun he used is incidental? There is a complete disconnect here. A snake swallowing its own tail.
So, what is the solution, doctor?
Ha, that's the question, isn't it? We certainly won't find it in the highly charged emotions of those who dance on the graves of dead children. We won't find the answer in the rantings and ravings of hoplophobes or in the sanctimonious passions of fearful malcontents or in the ignorant screeds from mentally unbalanced individuals. We won't find the answers in ideologically driven demogogues or in the halls of congress. The answers lie well outside the world of symptoms and effects, outside the field of politics and political correctness. We must look for answers in the disease, in the causes of indiscriminate violence in our society. Psychologists, psychiatrists, sociologists, behavioral scientists, physicians, even philosophers and honest politicians must look beyond the symptoms, the effects, if there is any hope of ever curing the disease.
Let me put it this way, we must first take the killing instrument out of the equation and focus on what caused a sick human being to pull the trigger.
Damn, anything I can do to help?
Yes. Pray.
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