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Jan 28, 2018 20:52:31   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Like me, Arch...you live for danger


Ssshhhhh! I'm pretending to be asleep while ready to run if need be!

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Jan 28, 2018 21:04:54   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
Ssshhhhh! I'm pretending to be asleep while ready to run if need be!


Or, in your case...maybe not.

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Jan 29, 2018 06:54:16   #
Betta
 
I laughed through each and every one of 'em. Good laugh!


badbobby wrote:
Pregnancy and Women:
Frequently Asked Questions



Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now, when will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.






Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.





Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.



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Jan 29, 2018 11:03:56   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
Pregnancy and Women:
Frequently Asked Questions



Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now, when will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.






Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.





Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.



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Your doing good badboddy.

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Jan 29, 2018 22:11:10   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
badbobby wrote:
Pregnancy and Women:
Frequently Asked Questions



Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now, when will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.






Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.





Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.



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A plus for this one

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Jan 30, 2018 17:46:51   #
servanttk
 
Thank you for sharing. We need some laughter; it is good medicine and doesn't cost a dime!!

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