pregnancy questions
Jan 28, 2018 17:46:27 #
Pregnancy and Women:
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now, when will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now, when will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
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Jan 28, 2018 17:49:36 #
proud republican
Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
badbobby wrote:
Pregnancy and Women: br Frequently Asked Question... (show quote)
All are sooo true!!!
Jan 28, 2018 18:20:47 #
BB, you are a nut. This was beyond funny. I love one liners. Still laughing, thanks.
badbobby wrote:
Pregnancy and Women: br Frequently Asked Question... (show quote)
Jan 28, 2018 18:44:11 #
PLT Sarge wrote:
BB, you are a nut. This was beyond funny. I love one liners. Still laughing, thanks.
thanks
I think
Jan 28, 2018 18:44:52 #
proud republican wrote:
All are sooo true!!! br img src="https://static.... (show quote)
thanks for response pr
Jan 28, 2018 18:45:38 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BB, it is with great reluctance that I give you....
How did you remember so far back in personal memories to post these
How did you remember so far back in personal memories to post these
Jan 28, 2018 18:45:50 #
Jan 28, 2018 19:36:00 #
badbobby wrote:
Pregnancy and Women: br Frequently Asked Question... (show quote)
Not bad, not bad at all.
Jan 28, 2018 19:45:52 #
badbobby wrote:
Pregnancy and Women: br Frequently Asked Question... (show quote)
The last one was false! Totally false!
She didn't act normal since after the preacher left! 
Jan 28, 2018 19:58:41 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
The last one was false! Totally false! She didn't act normal since after the preacher left!
She didn't act normal since after the preacher left! I assume the lovely Mrs. 'B' is unaware of BB's thread and this post of yours Jan 28, 2018 20:02:50 #
archie bunker wrote:
The last one was false! Totally false! She didn't act normal since after the preacher left!
She didn't act normal since after the preacher left! careful Arch
she could look over your shoulder
Jan 28, 2018 20:05:19 #
slatten49 wrote:
BB, it is with great reluctance that I give you...... (show quote)
blind hogs Slat
blind hogs
and with that
I bid you a fond adieu
Jan 28, 2018 20:12:55 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
blind hogs Slat
blind hogs
and with that
I bid you a fond adieu
blind hogs
and with that
I bid you a fond adieu
I'd rather have a MountainDew, thank you...Diet MountainDew, that is.
Jan 28, 2018 20:31:32 #
slatten49 wrote: I assume the lovely Mrs. 'B' is unaware of BB's thread and this post of yours
I assume the lovely Mrs. 'B' is unaware of BB's thread and this post of yours You assume correctly!
Pray for me, I'm eating the last piece of key lime pie while she's in the shower. I'm walking on the edge right now...
Jan 28, 2018 20:33:51 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
You assume correctly! Pray for me, I'm eating the last piece of key lime pie while she's in the shower.
I'm walking on the edge right now...
Pray for me, I'm eating the last piece of key lime pie while she's in the shower. I'm walking on the edge right now...
Like me, Arch...you live for danger
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