Doritos Introduces Homosexual Tortilla Chips
If you live in a totalitarian society, you are never allowed to forget it, even for a moment. In the USSR, everywhere you looked you saw giant billboards yelling slogans like Long Live the Revolution! In the USSA, even Doritos are becoming tainted with reminders that our liberal rulers want us to embrace homosexuality:
[Doritos] announced a new campaign, in partnership with the It Gets Better Project, that will feature rainbow-colored chips in celebration and support of the LGBT community.
The project, founded by author Dan Savage and his partner Terry Miller in 2010, was created in response to several LGBT teens who committed suicide. The organizations message is that life indeed gets better, and the group aims to provide support and hope to LGBT youth worldwide.
Stated more accurately, the group encourages kids to screw up their lives and contract deadly diseases by indulging in disgusting forms of sexual depravity.
Doritos said in a statement that the brightly-colored chips are the companys way of showing its support in the boldest, most colorful way possible.
To get a better idea of what exactly Doritos is showing its support for, consider the abovementioned Dan Savage, the Al Sharpton of militant sexual deviancy. He is best known for brutally bullying Christian students in front of their peers and for attempting to infect Gary Bauer campaign workers with a virus by licking doorknobs at their offices.
A more profoundly disgusting human being would be impossible to imagine, so it is no surprise that he finds favor with the liberal establishment.
At least it will probably be a few years before tortilla chips in traditional colors are banned for being homophobic.
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