buffalo Loc: Texas

Doritos Introduces Homosexual Tortilla Chips
If you live in a totalitarian society, you are never allowed to forget it, even for a moment. In the USSR, everywhere you looked you saw giant billboards yelling slogans like “Long Live the Revolution!” In the USSA, even Doritos are becoming tainted with reminders that our liberal rulers want us to embrace homosexuality:

[Doritos] announced a new campaign, in partnership with the It Gets Better Project, that will feature rainbow-colored chips in celebration and support of the L**T community. …

The project, founded by author Dan Savage and his partner Terry Miller in 2010, was created in response to several L**T teens who committed suicide. The organization’s message is that “life indeed gets better,” and the group aims to provide support and hope to L**T youth worldwide.

Stated more accurately, the group encourages kids to screw up their lives and contract deadly diseases by indulging in d********g forms of sexual depravity.

Doritos said in a statement that the brightly-colored chips are the company’s way of showing its support in the “boldest, most colorful way possible.”

To get a better idea of what exactly Doritos is showing its support for, consider the abovementioned Dan Savage, the Al Sharpton of militant sexual deviancy. He is best known for brutally bullying Christian students in front of their peers and for attempting to infect Gary Bauer campaign workers with a v***s by licking doorknobs at their offices.

A more profoundly d********g human being would be impossible to imagine, so it is no surprise that he finds favor with the liberal establishment.

At least it will probably be a few years before tortilla chips in traditional colors are banned for being h********c.

- See more at: http://moonbattery.com/?p=63161#disqus_thread

Talk about pandering....

jelun

Time to go shopping, I guess.
The food pantries are begging for all sorts of stuff.
I wonder if they have snack bag size for children.

Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas

Now in two bold flavors, DING DONG and ASS
I can see jelun knows they will be a big failure by having to donate them to starving people.
I belive pepperidge farm tried this with goldfish....not a big seller i'm sure.

buffalo Loc: Texas

More moonbat indoctrination of innocent children....

Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas

Well yea, you think anyone old enough to have some common sense and can think for themselves would want to part of that crap, you have to start the brain washing early to fill their ranks. They do not, and cannot reproduce their kind so they have to steal them when no one is looking.....all they know is the back door method..no pun intended, but still funny :-D

vernon

he is a c*******t what do you expect.

buffalo Loc: Texas

I think "HE" may be a t**********e from SE Asia.

moldyoldy

missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore

Wh**ever he/her or it that is here on opp is it's not simply g****r confusion. I would imagine that g****r confusion could lead to some moonbattery but doubtful to such a degree as we witness here with him/her/it. Nope, it's got to be something much more serious. Hope it's not in our water supply !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore

OH YE OF LITTLE FAITH !
GO
Here
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/09/rainbow-doritos-l**t-it-gets-better-project

jelun

An oldie but a goodie!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/26/companies-support-gay-marriage_n_3503981.html

euhodos Loc: West Texas, by God and FREE CHOICE!

Buffalo:

My God, do you still eat that s**t? I've got cans of insecticide that have fewer chemical ingredients than Doritos, but I still won't consider inhaling THEM.

Because the "rainbows" have successfully usurped a SINGLE WORD, why do the kneejerkers not condemn THAT usurpation instead of some ludicrous "marketing hype" that detracts from the REAL discussion?

Why can't we debate the principles and ignore the lazy and unprincipled hype-mongers who continue to market to ignorance because we buy into their spew? Think advertisers, the MSM, "Talk Shows" and their evil spawn "Reality TV."

Such is the downside of free speech; NON-INTERVENTIONISTS - those of us who believe "That government is best which governs least" - we lose in the short term but oh, so many times we have gotten to declare joyously "I told you so". Small victory. Like boycotting Frito-Lay.

Why be a dog, chasing tennis balls tossed laughingly off the front porch by an elite sitting in rocking chairs, looking for entertainment FROM YOUR FRANTIC EFFORTS? Hilarity for them (intentional symbolism) is throwing 2 balls toward 1 dog and rollicking while it tries to chase down - much less retrieve - BOTH of them!

Think about that. Join those of us not entertained by a front yard frenzy whether caused by dogs, mules, elephants, or partyless power-brokers.

By all means, boycott Frito-Lay. Haven't they poisoned enough people? I stopped rewarding them and their ilk years ago, even while they CONTRIBUTED TO "MY" PARTY!

But: haven't you chased enough balls to no avail while the elite rewards you only with more - that is, both balls AND laughter?! Consider the continued but now irrelevant fixation on Obama's birth certificate - 7 YEARS INTO HIS TERM AS POTUS, on the "significant other" Clinton's B******i failure, on GB-II's WMD debacle, on John Roberts' SCOTUS comedy of errors. Consider, soberly I hope, the Republicans failure to even try, after more than 20 years, to implement their SELF-PROCLAIMED "Contract with America."

Thank you in advance for even THINKING about something other than Doritos. I would challenge you to consider the quality of your grandchildren's future. Whether or not Doritos are involved therein.

Regards,
Gene

moldyoldy

Better

jelun

Oh ye who thinks I give a care what you write in my useless comment section... the different between the two "news" sites is that one is a ranting site that never bothers to say that those chips are for a fundraiser and not for sale.
The USA Today gives the real story without including propaganda about L**T advocates, the chips are sent to people who donate to a group that assists L**T kids who are troubled.
Now that I have done your thinking for you...

buffalo Loc: Texas

Get a little sense of humor and quit taking yourself so seriously. The left arm (dems) of the corporate party are no better.