Why my liberal neighbors aren't talking to me anymore.
I recently asked my neighbors little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there. So I asked her, `If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?
She replied, Id give food and houses to all the homeless people.
Her parents beamed with pride.
Wow
what a worthy goal. I told her, But you dont have to wait until youre President to do that! You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and Ill pay you $50. Then Ill take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ` Why doesnt the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50? '
I said, Welcome to Conservatism.
Her parents still arent speaking to me.
Grugore wrote:
I recently asked my neighbors little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there. So I asked her, `If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?
She replied, Id give food and houses to all the homeless people.
Her parents beamed with pride.
Wow
what a worthy goal. I told her, But you dont have to wait until youre President to do that! You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and Ill pay you $50. Then Ill take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ` Why doesnt the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50? '
I said, Welcome to Conservatism.
Her parents still arent speaking to me.
I recently asked my neighbors little girl what sh... (
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Liberals HATE me...but ya know, they frigging run and hide when I am coming. I just as soon knock them through a wall as look at them. Frigging cock-a-roaches is all a liberal is. Punks and bitches.
America Only wrote:
Liberals HATE me...but ya know, they frigging run and hide when I am coming. I just as soon knock them through a wall as look at them. Frigging cock-a-roaches is all a liberal is. Punks and bitches.
AO, what did you do when Obama kicked your ass?
Bad Bob wrote:
AO, what did you do when Obama kicked your ass?
Every time you show up, it's like someone dropped a turd in the punch bowl.
Grugore wrote:
I recently asked my neighbors little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there. So I asked her, `If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?
She replied, Id give food and houses to all the homeless people.
Her parents beamed with pride.
Wow
what a worthy goal. I told her, But you dont have to wait until youre President to do that! You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and Ill pay you $50. Then Ill take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ` Why doesnt the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50? '
I said, Welcome to Conservatism.
Her parents still arent speaking to me.
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Good for you, and she sounds like smart kid...
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
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Good for you, and she sounds like smart kid...
Oh. That wasn't me. It was just something I found. So good for him...or her.
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Loki wrote:
Look anything like this?
I have no idea how to thank you
N O T for completely ruining any dinner I may wish to enjoy, after that horrid pictorial! :thumbdown: :hunf: :-( :(
Loki wrote:
Look anything like this?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
AuntiE wrote:
I have no idea how to thank you N O T for completely ruining any dinner I may wish to enjoy, after that horrid pictorial! :thumbdown: :hunf: :-( :(
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Just omit the punch, you'll be just fine.
I hope.
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Loki wrote:
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Just omit the punch, you'll be just fine.
I hope.
Obviously you fail to understand my unhappiness with your pictorial. See if primary colors assist in imparting the message.
:hunf: :hunf:
AuntiE wrote:
Obviously you fail to understand my unhappiness with your pictorial. See if primary colors assist in imparting the message.
:hunf: :hunf:
I did not post pictures of food with the "garnish," just the punch. Omit the punch. There is nothing wrong with the food.
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Loki wrote:
I did not post pictures of food with the "garnish," just the punch. Omit the punch. There is nothing wrong with the food.
Honey child, I truly wish my memory and vision (new glasses here) could
"omit the punch"! Could you have not posted this feces picture before my new glasses arrived? :?: :hunf: :evil: :hunf:
Loki wrote:
Look anything like this?
That has to be Photoshopped. No one would ruin a perfectly good bowl of punch like that...Except a Liberal, I guess.
Grugore wrote:
I recently asked my neighbors little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there. So I asked her, `If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?
She replied, Id give food and houses to all the homeless people.
Her parents beamed with pride.
Wow
what a worthy goal. I told her, But you dont have to wait until youre President to do that! You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and Ill pay you $50. Then Ill take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ` Why doesnt the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50? '
I said, Welcome to Conservatism.
Her parents still arent speaking to me.
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Give em time the parents are thinking now, the child realized the truth rite away, but hey , brainwashed librals can redeem themselves :thumbup:
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