Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy said, This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.
The Priest said, No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.
The little boy replied, If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, He'll pass a Harley Davidson....
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy said, This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.
The Priest said, No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.
The little boy replied, If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, He'll pass a Harley Davidson....
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br ... (
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AuntiE is going to get you for that!!!
no propaganda please wrote:
AuntiE is going to get you for that!!!
:lol: :lol: Oh well s**t does happen. :shock:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy said, This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.
The Priest said, No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.
The little boy replied, If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, He'll pass a Harley Davidson....
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br ... (
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Choose your punishment weapon! :hunf: :evil:
AuntiE wrote:
Choose your punishment weapon! :hunf: :evil:
Ouch. You are truly vicious AuntiE. :shock: :lol: :lol:
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy said, This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.
The Priest said, No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.
The little boy replied, If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, He'll pass a Harley Davidson....
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He could probably pass a 747...in flight.
no propaganda please wrote:
AuntiE is going to get you for that!!!
An old corn cob then turpentine.
PoppaGringo wrote:
He could probably pass a 747...in flight.
:lol: :lol: Better watch out AuntiE is on the war path. :shock:
AuntiE wrote:
My answer is....
You have the best trained cats. Go gett'm kitty!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: Better watch out AuntiE is on the war path. :shock:
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Oh brother! Not again!? What about this time?
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
no propaganda please wrote:
You have the best trained cats. Go gett'm kitty!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
We take them to the range, twice a month, for target practice. We use pictures of various politicians. They are becoming quite proficient. :twisted: :lol: :) 8-) :roll:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
alabuck wrote:
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Oh brother! Not again!? What about this time?
Be very careful. I can take aim in your direction. :twisted: 8-) :D
AuntiE wrote:
We take them to the range, twice a month, for target practice. We use pictures of various politicians. They are becoming quite proficient. :twisted: :lol: :) 8-) :roll:
Yes, those political campaign ads do make great targets don't they, much better than circles or outlines, You should see the gun Tank has!!!
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
no propaganda please wrote:
Yes, those political campaign ads do make great targets don't they, much better than circles or outlines, You should see the gun Tank has!!!
Did you buy him a 45? At his size, it would seem a good choice. :lol: :roll: :thumbup:
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