Turpentine
Aug 10, 2015 20:03:22 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
AuntiE wrote:
Did you buy him a 45? At his size, it would seem a good choice. :lol: :roll: :thumbup:
Yes, and with the wrinkled skin and heavy jowels he required a concealed carry permit.
Aug 10, 2015 20:12:25 #
no propaganda please wrote:
Yes, and with the wrinkled skin and heavy jowels he required a concealed carry permit.
You have a wonderfully understanding law enforcement community. Do they run around seeking minority males to shoot? You know all police are doing such, correct? :?: :lol: :roll: :mrgreen:
Aug 10, 2015 20:42:52 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
AuntiE wrote:
You have a wonderfully understanding law enforcement community. Do they run around seeking minority males to shoot? You know all police are doing such, correct? :?: :lol: :roll: :mrgreen:
Most of the law enforcement people are really decent people trying to do a good job, with the meth and OXY problem it gets harder every day. But we did have one dumb cop around here, who repeatedly left his service revolver on the passenger's seat of his squad car, unlocked no less. then he got upset about something and shot his toe off. Finally they fired him.
Aug 11, 2015 12:53:36 #
Aug 11, 2015 13:18:22 #
no propaganda please wrote:
Most of the law enforcement people are really decent people trying to do a good job, with the meth and OXY problem it gets harder every day. But we did have one dumb cop around here, who repeatedly left his service revolver on the passenger's seat of his squad car, unlocked no less. then he got upset about something and shot his toe off. Finally they fired him.
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His name wasn't Barney Fife, was it?
Aug 11, 2015 14:22:42 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
alabuck wrote:
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His name wasn't Barney Fife, was it?
His name wasn't Barney Fife, was it?
It SHOULD have been, but wasn't
Aug 11, 2015 14:50:37 #
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: Better watch out AuntiE is on the war path. :shock:
Yeah, well, if worse comes to worst, I'll just put a little turpentine on my butt and 'fly' away, far away, from even her 'powers'.
Aug 11, 2015 15:12:14 #
Scoop Henderson
Loc: The Rez, (I am from Egypt)
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yeah, well, if worse comes to worst, I'll just put a little turpentine on my butt and 'fly' away, far away, from even her 'powers'.
What is an AuntieE?
Aug 11, 2015 15:31:57 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Scoop Henderson wrote:
What is an AuntieE?
AuntiE is one of the long time posters on OPP. She tries to keep us all in line, not always successfully. She is a grammar N**i and will remind you if you aren't using decent grammar and spelling things correctly. But she is really good and fun, and a great lover of cats. She is in charge of parties, we have wonderful virtual parties often, birthdays, anniversaries and other spur of the moment entertainment.
Aug 11, 2015 15:45:39 #
Scoop Henderson
Loc: The Rez, (I am from Egypt)
no propaganda please wrote:
AuntiE is one of the long time posters on OPP. She tries to keep us all in line, not always successfully. She is a grammar N**i and will remind you if you aren't using decent grammar and spelling things correctly. But she is really good and fun, and a great lover of cats. She is in charge of parties, we have wonderful virtual parties often, birthdays, anniversaries and other spur of the moment entertainment.
Thank you for that.
Ha, she would love my really Big lesbian cat that looks like a really BIG Poodle.
Watch this.....where is it at? Does she shudder when viewing an extraneous preposition?
Aug 11, 2015 15:54:20 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Scoop Henderson wrote:
Thank you for that.
Ha, she would love my really Big lesbian cat that looks like a really BIG Poodle.
Watch this.....where is it at? Does she shudder when viewing an extraneous preposition?
Ha, she would love my really Big lesbian cat that looks like a really BIG Poodle.
Watch this.....where is it at? Does she shudder when viewing an extraneous preposition?
She probably will come here and yell at you for that, maybe even getting out one of the famous frying pans. that is after I give you a short lecture on the fact that cats are NOT lesbian EVER.
Aug 11, 2015 16:02:33 #
Scoop Henderson
Loc: The Rez, (I am from Egypt)
no propaganda please wrote:
She probably will come here and yell at you for that, maybe even getting out one of the famous frying pans. that is after I give you a short lecture on the fact that cats are NOT lesbian EVER.
My cat is a BIG Poodle and is a card carrying lesbo.
Aug 11, 2015 16:07:43 #
Scoop Henderson wrote:
Thank you for that.
Ha, she would love my really Big lesbian cat that looks like a really BIG Poodle.
Watch this.....where is it at? Does she shudder when viewing an extraneous preposition?
Ha, she would love my really Big lesbian cat that looks like a really BIG Poodle.
Watch this.....where is it at? Does she shudder when viewing an extraneous preposition?
I do more then shudder! Let me determine what weapon is appropriate.
Aug 11, 2015 16:09:12 #
no propaganda please wrote:
AuntiE is one of the long time posters on OPP. She tries to keep us all in line, not always successfully. She is a grammar N**i and will remind you if you aren't using decent grammar and spelling things correctly. But she is really good and fun, and a great lover of cats. She is in charge of parties, we have wonderful virtual parties often, birthdays, anniversaries and other spur of the moment entertainment.
Did I hear my name?
Here are pictures of attendees at the last event.
Aug 11, 2015 16:12:28 #
Scoop Henderson wrote:
My cat is a BIG Poodle and is a card carrying lesbo.
Why is your "BIG Poodle" in my vegetable tray?
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