A WOMAN WALKS INTO THE DOWNTOWN WELFARE OFFICE, TRAILED BY 15
KIDS. 'WOW,' THE SOCIAL WORKER EXCLAIMS, 'ARE THEY ALL YOURS?'
'THEY'RE ALL MINE,' THE FLUSTERED MOMMA SIGHS, HAVING HEARD THAT QUESTION A THOUSAND TIMES BEFORE.
SHE SAYS, 'SIT DOWN TERRY.' ALL THE CHILDREN RUSH TO FIND SEATS.
'WELL,' SAYS THE SOCIAL WORKER, 'THEN YOU MUST BE HERE TO SIGN UP.
I'LL NEED ALL YOUR CHILDREN'S NAMES.'
''WELL, TO KEEP IT SIMPLE, THE BOYS ARE ALL NAMED TERRY AND THE GIRLS ARE ALL NAMED TERRI."
IN DISBELIEF, THE CASE WORKER SAYS, 'ARE YOU SERIOUS? THEY'RE ALL
NAMED TERRY?'
THEIR MOMMA REPLIES, 'WELL, YES - IT MAKES IT EASIER. WHEN IT'S TIME
TO GET THEM OUT OF BED AND READY FOR SCHOOL , I YELL, TERRY! AN' WHEN IT'S TIME FOR DINNER, I JUST YELL TERRY! AND THEY ALL COME A RUNNING. AND IF I NEED TO STOP THE KID WHO'S RUNNING INTO THE STREET, I JUST YELL TERRY AND ALL OF THEM STOP. IT'S THE SMARTEST IDEA I EVER HAD, NAMING THEM ALL TERRY.'
THE SOCIAL WORKER THINKS THIS OVER FOR A BIT, THEN SHE WRINKLES HER FOREHEAD AND SAYS TENTATIVELY, 'BUT WHAT IF YOU JUST WANT ONE KID
TO COME, AND NOT THE WHOLE BUNCH?'
'THEN I CALL THEM BY THEIR LAST NAMES.'
eagleye13 wrote:
A WOMAN WALKS INTO THE DOWNTOWN WELFARE OFFICE, TRAILED BY 15
KIDS. 'WOW,' THE SOCIAL WORKER EXCLAIMS, 'ARE THEY ALL YOURS?'
'THEY'RE ALL MINE,' THE FLUSTERED MOMMA SIGHS, HAVING HEARD THAT QUESTION A THOUSAND TIMES BEFORE.
SHE SAYS, 'SIT DOWN TERRY.' ALL THE CHILDREN RUSH TO FIND SEATS.
'WELL,' SAYS THE SOCIAL WORKER, 'THEN YOU MUST BE HERE TO SIGN UP.
I'LL NEED ALL YOUR CHILDREN'S NAMES.'
''WELL, TO KEEP IT SIMPLE, THE BOYS ARE ALL NAMED TERRY AND THE GIRLS ARE ALL NAMED TERRI."
IN DISBELIEF, THE CASE WORKER SAYS, 'ARE YOU SERIOUS? THEY'RE ALL
NAMED TERRY?'
THEIR MOMMA REPLIES, 'WELL, YES - IT MAKES IT EASIER. WHEN IT'S TIME
TO GET THEM OUT OF BED AND READY FOR SCHOOL , I YELL, TERRY! AN' WHEN IT'S TIME FOR DINNER, I JUST YELL TERRY! AND THEY ALL COME A RUNNING. AND IF I NEED TO STOP THE KID WHO'S RUNNING INTO THE STREET, I JUST YELL TERRY AND ALL OF THEM STOP. IT'S THE SMARTEST IDEA I EVER HAD, NAMING THEM ALL TERRY.'
THE SOCIAL WORKER THINKS THIS OVER FOR A BIT, THEN SHE WRINKLES HER FOREHEAD AND SAYS TENTATIVELY, 'BUT WHAT IF YOU JUST WANT ONE KID
TO COME, AND NOT THE WHOLE BUNCH?'
'THEN I CALL THEM BY THEIR LAST NAMES.'
A WOMAN WALKS INTO THE DOWNTOWN WELFARE OFFICE, TR... (
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wonder if the last names were the same??? :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
eagleye13 wrote:
A WOMAN WALKS INTO THE DOWNTOWN WELFARE OFFICE, TRAILED BY 15
KIDS. 'WOW,' THE SOCIAL WORKER EXCLAIMS, 'ARE THEY ALL YOURS?'
'THEY'RE ALL MINE,' THE FLUSTERED MOMMA SIGHS, HAVING HEARD THAT QUESTION A THOUSAND TIMES BEFORE.
SHE SAYS, 'SIT DOWN TERRY.' ALL THE CHILDREN RUSH TO FIND SEATS.
'WELL,' SAYS THE SOCIAL WORKER, 'THEN YOU MUST BE HERE TO SIGN UP.
I'LL NEED ALL YOUR CHILDREN'S NAMES.'
''WELL, TO KEEP IT SIMPLE, THE BOYS ARE ALL NAMED TERRY AND THE GIRLS ARE ALL NAMED TERRI."
IN DISBELIEF, THE CASE WORKER SAYS, 'ARE YOU SERIOUS? THEY'RE ALL
NAMED TERRY?'
THEIR MOMMA REPLIES, 'WELL, YES - IT MAKES IT EASIER. WHEN IT'S TIME
TO GET THEM OUT OF BED AND READY FOR SCHOOL , I YELL, TERRY! AN' WHEN IT'S TIME FOR DINNER, I JUST YELL TERRY! AND THEY ALL COME A RUNNING. AND IF I NEED TO STOP THE KID WHO'S RUNNING INTO THE STREET, I JUST YELL TERRY AND ALL OF THEM STOP. IT'S THE SMARTEST IDEA I EVER HAD, NAMING THEM ALL TERRY.'
THE SOCIAL WORKER THINKS THIS OVER FOR A BIT, THEN SHE WRINKLES HER FOREHEAD AND SAYS TENTATIVELY, 'BUT WHAT IF YOU JUST WANT ONE KID
TO COME, AND NOT THE WHOLE BUNCH?'
'THEN I CALL THEM BY THEIR LAST NAMES.'
A WOMAN WALKS INTO THE DOWNTOWN WELFARE OFFICE, TR... (
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
I just wonder how she can remember all their poppa's names. :mrgreen:
badbobby wrote:
wonder if the last names were the same??? :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
No, they all had different poppa's.
PoppaGringo wrote:
No, they all had different poppa's.
So I guess you think the same of the Duggars
grumbledog wrote:
So I guess you think the same of the Duggars
Inasmuch as I am not familiar with the ancestry of the Duggar children perhaps you could enlighten me.
In addition, how is that pertinent to this thread?
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
grumbledog wrote:
So I guess you think the same of the Duggars
R E A L L Y??? :?:
When I rechecked the parameters for General Chit Chat, it indicated it was non political. Perhaps you need to
move on. :idea: :idea: :idea:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
PoppaGringo wrote:
Inasmuch as I am not familiar with the ancestry of the Duggar children perhaps you could enlighten me.
In addition, how is that pertinent to this thread?
It is this individual's attempt to change this General Chot Chat forum to a political forum.
Consider the source and ignore. :idea: :idea: :idea:
[quote=AuntiE]It is this individual's attempt to change this General Chot Chat forum to a political forum.
Consider the source and ignore. :idea: :idea: :idea:[/quote
So when papa gringo says they all have different fathers and how she probably can't remember their names isn't making a political statement about the lady and her children.
Didn't know the Duggar situation was political either
eagleye13 wrote:
A WOMAN WALKS INTO THE DOWNTOWN WELFARE OFFICE, TRAILED BY 15
KIDS. 'WOW,' THE SOCIAL WORKER EXCLAIMS, 'ARE THEY ALL YOURS?'
'THEY'RE ALL MINE,' THE FLUSTERED MOMMA SIGHS, HAVING HEARD THAT QUESTION A THOUSAND TIMES BEFORE.
SHE SAYS, 'SIT DOWN TERRY.' ALL THE CHILDREN RUSH TO FIND SEATS.
'WELL,' SAYS THE SOCIAL WORKER, 'THEN YOU MUST BE HERE TO SIGN UP.
I'LL NEED ALL YOUR CHILDREN'S NAMES.'
''WELL, TO KEEP IT SIMPLE, THE BOYS ARE ALL NAMED TERRY AND THE GIRLS ARE ALL NAMED TERRI."
IN DISBELIEF, THE CASE WORKER SAYS, 'ARE YOU SERIOUS? THEY'RE ALL
NAMED TERRY?'
THEIR MOMMA REPLIES, 'WELL, YES - IT MAKES IT EASIER. WHEN IT'S TIME
TO GET THEM OUT OF BED AND READY FOR SCHOOL , I YELL, TERRY! AN' WHEN IT'S TIME FOR DINNER, I JUST YELL TERRY! AND THEY ALL COME A RUNNING. AND IF I NEED TO STOP THE KID WHO'S RUNNING INTO THE STREET, I JUST YELL TERRY AND ALL OF THEM STOP. IT'S THE SMARTEST IDEA I EVER HAD, NAMING THEM ALL TERRY.'
THE SOCIAL WORKER THINKS THIS OVER FOR A BIT, THEN SHE WRINKLES HER FOREHEAD AND SAYS TENTATIVELY, 'BUT WHAT IF YOU JUST WANT ONE KID
TO COME, AND NOT THE WHOLE BUNCH?'
'THEN I CALL THEM BY THEIR LAST NAMES.'
A WOMAN WALKS INTO THE DOWNTOWN WELFARE OFFICE, TR... (
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GREAT :-P :-D :lol: :roll:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
grumbledog wrote:
AuntiE wrote:
It is this individual's attempt to change this General Chot Chat forum to a political forum.
Consider the source and ignore. :idea: :idea: :idea:
So when papa gringo says they all have different fathers and how she probably can't remember their names isn't making a political statement about the lady and her children.
Didn't know the Duggar situation was political either
The
"Duggar situation" has been turned into a
"political" situation in an attempt, to yet again, demonize Christians and conservatives. I, frankly, could do a significantly large commentary on this matter; however, discretion will keep me silent.
grumbledog wrote:
AuntiE wrote:
It is this individual's attempt to change this General Chot Chat forum to a political forum.
Consider the source and ignore. :idea: :idea: :idea:
So when papa gringo says they all have different fathers and how she probably can't remember their names isn't making a political statement about the lady and her children.
Didn't know the Duggar situation was political either
The theme of this particular thread is jokes. You attempted to deflect into something else. I was attempting to answer another's question as to how the mother could call the children when using their surnames. It had to do with the 'joke' and was not meant to be political as was your comment.
PoppaGringo wrote:
The theme of this particular thread is jokes. You attempted to deflect into something else. I was attempting to answer another's question as to how the mother could call the children when using their surnames. It had to do with the 'joke' and was not meant to be political as was your comment.
So when papa gringo said they all had different fathers and she didn't know all the fathers name that just part of the joke
That's why my first responds was don't tell George foreman
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