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Jun 4, 2015 21:54:40   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
grumbledog wrote:
So when papa gringo said they all had different fathers and she didn't know all the fathers name that just part of the joke


Yep.

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Jun 4, 2015 22:22:24   #
grumbledog
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yep.


You actually expect anyone to believe that

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Jun 4, 2015 22:26:28   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
grumbledog wrote:
You actually expect anyone to believe that


Some people need to have jokes explained to them. Others don't get them at all or fail to see the humor.

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Jun 4, 2015 22:33:24   #
grumbledog
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Some people need to have jokes explained to them. Others don't get them at all or fail to see the humor.


There is no humor in saying 14 all have different fathers and she didn't know the names of the fathers. If that was your attempt a humor don't give up your day job

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Jun 4, 2015 23:05:14   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
grumbledog wrote:
There is no humor in saying 14 all have different fathers and she didn't know the names of the fathers. If that was your attempt a humor don't give up your day job


I didn't say she didn't know the names of the fathers. It was apparent she did as she called them by their surnames when summoning them individually. Perhaps reading comprehension isn't your strong point.

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Jun 5, 2015 07:38:28   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
LOL
It is just a joke.
It may not be politically correct; but
screw PC'ness:-)
PoppaGringo wrote:
I didn't say she didn't know the names of the fathers. It was apparent she did as she called them by their surnames when summoning them individually. Perhaps reading comprehension isn't your strong point.

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Jun 5, 2015 11:57:16   #
boatbob2
 
The news papers bring up the Duggars,with a show of hands,show me,how many of you guys,when you were 14 to 18 years of age,were feeling up the girls??????? Hell,I Have to raise both hands and one leg.I was banging a teacher,when I was 16 years old...(and,I kept my mouth shut about it)WE mostly felt up ALL THE GIRLS....

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Jun 5, 2015 12:25:45   #
bahmer
 
eagleye13 wrote:
A WOMAN WALKS INTO THE DOWNTOWN WELFARE OFFICE, TRAILED BY 15
KIDS. 'WOW,' THE SOCIAL WORKER EXCLAIMS, 'ARE THEY ALL YOURS?'

'THEY'RE ALL MINE,' THE FLUSTERED MOMMA SIGHS, HAVING HEARD THAT QUESTION A THOUSAND TIMES BEFORE.

SHE SAYS, 'SIT DOWN TERRY.' ALL THE CHILDREN RUSH TO FIND SEATS.

'WELL,' SAYS THE SOCIAL WORKER, 'THEN YOU MUST BE HERE TO SIGN UP.
I'LL NEED ALL YOUR CHILDREN'S NAMES.'

''WELL, TO KEEP IT SIMPLE, THE BOYS ARE ALL NAMED TERRY AND THE GIRLS ARE ALL NAMED TERRI."

IN DISBELIEF, THE CASE WORKER SAYS, 'ARE YOU SERIOUS? THEY'RE ALL
NAMED TERRY?'

THEIR MOMMA REPLIES, 'WELL, YES - IT MAKES IT EASIER. WHEN IT'S TIME
TO GET THEM OUT OF BED AND READY FOR SCHOOL , I YELL, TERRY! AN' WHEN IT'S TIME FOR DINNER, I JUST YELL TERRY! AND THEY ALL COME A RUNNING. AND IF I NEED TO STOP THE KID WHO'S RUNNING INTO THE STREET, I JUST YELL TERRY AND ALL OF THEM STOP. IT'S THE SMARTEST IDEA I EVER HAD, NAMING THEM ALL TERRY.'

THE SOCIAL WORKER THINKS THIS OVER FOR A BIT, THEN SHE WRINKLES HER FOREHEAD AND SAYS TENTATIVELY, 'BUT WHAT IF YOU JUST WANT ONE KID
TO COME, AND NOT THE WHOLE BUNCH?'


'THEN I CALL THEM BY THEIR LAST NAMES.'
A WOMAN WALKS INTO THE DOWNTOWN WELFARE OFFICE, TR... (show quote)


Good one very funny.

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Jun 5, 2015 13:37:38   #
DamnYANKEE
 
eagleye13 wrote:
A WOMAN WALKS INTO THE DOWNTOWN WELFARE OFFICE, TRAILED BY 15
KIDS. 'WOW,' THE SOCIAL WORKER EXCLAIMS, 'ARE THEY ALL YOURS?'

'THEY'RE ALL MINE,' THE FLUSTERED MOMMA SIGHS, HAVING HEARD THAT QUESTION A THOUSAND TIMES BEFORE.

SHE SAYS, 'SIT DOWN TERRY.' ALL THE CHILDREN RUSH TO FIND SEATS.

'WELL,' SAYS THE SOCIAL WORKER, 'THEN YOU MUST BE HERE TO SIGN UP.
I'LL NEED ALL YOUR CHILDREN'S NAMES.'

''WELL, TO KEEP IT SIMPLE, THE BOYS ARE ALL NAMED TERRY AND THE GIRLS ARE ALL NAMED TERRI."

IN DISBELIEF, THE CASE WORKER SAYS, 'ARE YOU SERIOUS? THEY'RE ALL
NAMED TERRY?'

THEIR MOMMA REPLIES, 'WELL, YES - IT MAKES IT EASIER. WHEN IT'S TIME
TO GET THEM OUT OF BED AND READY FOR SCHOOL , I YELL, TERRY! AN' WHEN IT'S TIME FOR DINNER, I JUST YELL TERRY! AND THEY ALL COME A RUNNING. AND IF I NEED TO STOP THE KID WHO'S RUNNING INTO THE STREET, I JUST YELL TERRY AND ALL OF THEM STOP. IT'S THE SMARTEST IDEA I EVER HAD, NAMING THEM ALL TERRY.'

THE SOCIAL WORKER THINKS THIS OVER FOR A BIT, THEN SHE WRINKLES HER FOREHEAD AND SAYS TENTATIVELY, 'BUT WHAT IF YOU JUST WANT ONE KID
TO COME, AND NOT THE WHOLE BUNCH?'


'THEN I CALL THEM BY THEIR LAST NAMES.'
A WOMAN WALKS INTO THE DOWNTOWN WELFARE OFFICE, TR... (show quote)


:shock: :shock: :shock: I just KNEW dis wuz a Ghetto joke

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Jun 5, 2015 13:38:19   #
DamnYANKEE
 
badbobby wrote:
wonder if the last names were the same??? :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Jun 5, 2015 14:21:58   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
No, they all had different poppa's.



Rather than last names, if she's going for simple - numbers would do it. Just suggesting :wink: :wink:

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Jun 5, 2015 19:08:28   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
grumbledog wrote:
So when papa gringo said they all had different fathers and she didn't know all the fathers name that just part of the joke

That's why my first responds was don't tell George foreman


:lol: I must be doin something wrong
nearly every post I make turns into something else.
when my intensions are only to cause a few laughs :thumbdown:

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Jun 5, 2015 19:41:59   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
badbobby wrote:
:lol: I must be doin something wrong
nearly every post I make turns into something else.
when my intensions are only to cause a few laughs :thumbdown:



Don't worry, BB, you do a good job for most of us. :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jun 5, 2015 20:30:34   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
BearK wrote:
Don't worry, BB, you do a good job for most of us. :thumbup: :thumbup:


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jun 6, 2015 10:37:39   #
boatbob2
 
intensions,are spelled INTENTIONS.........

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