Slatten and fried chicken: This in Slattens own words As a seven year old in school,my teacher asked me what my favorite animal was.I sad"Fried chicken" The teacher said 'Slatten,you...

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Mar 3, 2017 17:01:41 #

badbobby Loc: texas

This in Slattens own words

As a seven year old in school,my teacher asked me what my favorite animal was.I sad"Fried chicken"
The teacher said 'Slatten,you are not funny".But she wasn't right,cause everyone else laughed.
My parents taught me to always tell the t***h.I did,fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my Dad what happened and he said the teacher was probably a member of PETA,they love animals very much.
Well I do too,especially chicken,beef and pork.
Any way the teacher sent me to the principals office.I told him what had happened and he laughed and told me not to do that again.
Next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.I told her "Chicken"
She asked me why,and I said" because you can make one into fried chicken"
Back I went to the principals office, and he just laughed and told me not to do that again

I really don't understand,I'm trying to always be honest,but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today my teacher asked what military person I admired the most
I replied"Colonel Sanders"
Guess where I am now!!!

Mar 3, 2017 17:33:29 #

donrent Loc: SW Florida -Born Texas-Lived Panama & Alaska

Good humor........................ :)

Mar 3, 2017 17:33:51 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

badbobby wrote:

This in Slattens own words br br As a seven year ... (show quote)

Was it something I said, perhaps

(I had Popeye's, with dirty rice, today

)

Mar 3, 2017 18:25:16 #

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

badbobby wrote:

This in Slattens own words br br As a seven year ... (show quote)

Lololololol.😂😂😂🙃🙃👍😂😂👍

That ISSSSSSS so much our slatt...

Good grief I'm still laughing!!
The visual is hysterical...

slatt get awayyyyyy from it...

Mar 3, 2017 18:29:40 #

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

slatten49 wrote:

Was it something I said, perhaps

(I had Popeye's, with dirty rice, today

)

Of course you and went back for more I'm sure!!

Mar 3, 2017 18:38:53 #

badbobby Loc: texas

lindajoy wrote:

Of course you and went back for more I'm sure!!

and more
and more
and more
and----

Mar 3, 2017 18:43:54 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

badbobby wrote:

and more
and more
and more
and----

And, then to Church's and KFC, plus the local chicken joints.

Next: BBQ joints

Mar 3, 2017 18:46:11 #

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

slatten49 wrote:

And, then to Church's and KFC, plus the local chicken joints.

Next: BBQ joints

You're an honest man with a healthy desire of fine cuisine....I am sure your sweetheart has mastered your tummy well.....

Mar 3, 2017 18:52:35 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

lindajoy wrote:

You're an honest man with a healthy desire of fine cuisine....I am sure your sweetheart has mastered your tummy well.....

I'm gon'na have to look up the eateries in Clayton, New Mexico.

My time there must consist of the highest quality in cuisine, as well as company.

I feel secure in the quality of my future company, but need to verify the cuisine.

Mar 3, 2017 18:52:38 #

moldyoldy

slatten49 wrote:

Was it something I said, perhaps

(I had Popeye's, with dirty rice, today

)

You know they throw that rice on the floor then sweep it up with a straw broom to make it dirty.

Mar 3, 2017 18:54:42 #

badbobby Loc: texas

lindajoy wrote:

You're an honest man with a healthy desire of fine cuisine....I am sure your sweetheart has mastered your tummy well.....

I'd bet the Sgt. Major cant get her arms around him any more
I do have empathy for the dear lady

Mar 3, 2017 18:56:33 #

badbobby Loc: texas

moldyoldy wrote:

You know they throw that rice on the floor then sweep it up with a straw broom to make it dirty.

do you think Slat would care moldy
if its food the floor don't matter

Mar 3, 2017 18:58:37 #

badbobby Loc: texas

slatten49 wrote:

I'm gon'na have to look up the eateries in Clayton, New Mexico.

My time there must consist of the highest quality in cuisine, as well as company.

I feel secure in the quality of my future company, but need to verify the cuisine.

now I'm sposed to ask
Whom are you visiting inClayton
okay
whom are you visiting in Clayton ,New Mexico?

Mar 3, 2017 18:59:00 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

slatten49 wrote:

I'm gon'na have to look up the eateries in Clayton, New Mexico.

My time there must consist of the highest quality in cuisine, as well as company.

I feel secure in the quality of my future company, but need to verify the cuisine.

These seem to be the top five restaurants in Clayton, New Mexico...

Si Senor Lunch Wagon
Rabbit Ear Cafe
Mock's Crossroads Coffee Mill
Hotel Eklund Restaurant
Wild Horse Grill and Steakhouse

Mar 3, 2017 19:00:19 #

badbobby Loc: texas

slatten49 wrote:

These seem to be the top five resturants in Clayton, New Mexico...

Si Senor Lunch Wagon
Rabbit Ear Cafe
Mock's Crossroads Coffee Mill
Hotel Eklund Restaurant
Wild Horse Grill and Steakhouse

of course you would know ahead of your visit

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