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Mar 3, 2017 10:20:57   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Our own BadBobby found himself at the Pearly Gates. However, the gates were closed as he approached St. Peter.

St. Peter said, "Well, BadBobby, it is certainly good to see you, as we have heard a lot about your life. I must tell you though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven."

BadBobby responds, "It sure is good to be here, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope the test ain't too hard. Life was a big enough test as it was."

St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know, BB, but the test is only three questions. First: What two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'?" Second: How many seconds are there in a year? And third: What is God's first name?"

BadBobby leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and says, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers."

BadBobby replied, "Well, the first one...which two days in the week begins with the letter T? Shucks, that would be Today and Tomorrow."

St. Peter's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, "BB, that is not what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit for that answer. How about the next one?"

"How many seconds in a year?" BB recalled. "Now, that one is a bit harder...but I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve."

Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve? Twelve? BB, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"

BadBobby replied, "Shucks, there's got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd..."

"Hold it," interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you are going with this, and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind...but, I will have to give you credit for that one, too. Let us go on with the third and final question: Can you tell me God's first name?"

"Sure," BB replied. "It's Andy."

"Andy!?!" Exclaimed the exasperated and frustrated gatekeeper. "Okay, I can understand how you came up with the answers to my earlier questions, but jut how in the world did you come up with the name 'Andy' as the first name of God?"

"Shucks, that was the easiest one of all. BadBobby answered. I learnt it from the song..."Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own."

Giving up, St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said "Come on in, BB...come on in."

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Mar 3, 2017 10:48:49   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
slatten49 wrote:
Our own BadBobby found himself at the Pearly Gates. However, the gates were closed as he approached St. Peter.

St. Peter said, "Well, BadBobby, it is certainly good to see you, as we have heard a lot about your life. I must tell you though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven."

BadBobby responds, "It sure is good to be here, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope the test ain't too hard. Life was a big enough test as it was."

St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know, BB, but the test is only three questions. First: What two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'?" Second: How many seconds are there in a year? And third: What is God's first name?"

BadBobby leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and says, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers."

BadBobby replied, "Well, the first one...which two days in the week begins with the letter T? Shucks, that would be Today and Tomorrow."

St. Peter's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, "BB, that is not what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit for that answer. How about the next one?"

"How many seconds in a year?" BB recalled. "Now, that one is a bit harder...but I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve."

Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve? Twelve? BB, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"

BadBobby replied, "Shucks, there's got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd..."

"Hold it," interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you are going with this, and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind...but, I will have to give you credit for that one, too. Let us go on with the third and final question: Can you tell me God's first name?"

"Sure," BB replied. "It's Andy."

"Andy!?!" Exclaimed the exasperated and frustrated gatekeeper. "Okay, I can understand how you came up with the answers to my earlier questions, but jut how in the world did you come up with the name 'Andy' as the first name of God?"

"Shucks, that was the easiest one of all. BadBobby answered. I learnt it from the song..."Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own."

Giving up, St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said "Come on in, BB...come on in."
Our own BadBobby found himself at the Pearly Gates... (show quote)



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Mar 3, 2017 11:32:44   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
slatten49 wrote:
Our own BadBobby found himself at the Pearly Gates. However, the gates were closed as he approached St. Peter.

St. Peter said, "Well, BadBobby, it is certainly good to see you, as we have heard a lot about your life. I must tell you though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven."

BadBobby responds, "It sure is good to be here, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope the test ain't too hard. Life was a big enough test as it was."

St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know, BB, but the test is only three questions. First: What two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'?" Second: How many seconds are there in a year? And third: What is God's first name?"

BadBobby leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and says, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers."

BadBobby replied, "Well, the first one...which two days in the week begins with the letter T? Shucks, that would be Today and Tomorrow."

St. Peter's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, "BB, that is not what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit for that answer. How about the next one?"

"How many seconds in a year?" BB recalled. "Now, that one is a bit harder...but I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve."

Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve? Twelve? BB, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"

BadBobby replied, "Shucks, there's got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd..."

"Hold it," interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you are going with this, and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind...but, I will have to give you credit for that one, too. Let us go on with the third and final question: Can you tell me God's first name?"

"Sure," BB replied. "It's Andy."

"Andy!?!" Exclaimed the exasperated and frustrated gatekeeper. "Okay, I can understand how you came up with the answers to my earlier questions, but jut how in the world did you come up with the name 'Andy' as the first name of God?"

"Shucks, that was the easiest one of all. BadBobby answered. I learnt it from the song..."Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own."

Giving up, St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said "Come on in, BB...come on in."
Our own BadBobby found himself at the Pearly Gates... (show quote)






We all know BadBobby will go to heaven, but are hoping we will have the pleasure of his company for a while longer.

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Mar 3, 2017 11:44:49   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:


We all know BadBobby will go to heaven, but are hoping we will have the pleasure of his company for a while longer.
img src="https://static.onepoliticalplaza.com/ima... (show quote)


Roger that, NPP I have become accustomed to yuuge poker winnings from my favorite Swabbie.

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Mar 3, 2017 14:14:27   #
Mr Bombastic
 
slatten49 wrote:
Roger that, NPP I have become accustomed to yuuge poker winnings from my favorite Swabbie.


No poker in Heaven. Gambling is a sin. Sorry.

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Mar 3, 2017 17:05:48   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Mr Bombastic wrote:
No poker in Heaven. Gambling is a sin. Sorry.


Uh...NPP & I were speaking to our time left here on earth with BadBobby, sir. Besides, playing poker with BB or any Squid is no gamble/risk...it's a sure-fire guaranteed win for we Marines.

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Mar 3, 2017 17:10:00   #
Mr Bombastic
 
slatten49 wrote:
Uh...NPP & I were speaking to our time left here on earth with BadBobby, sir. Besides, playing poker with BB or any Squid is no gamble/risk...it's a sure-fire guaranteed win for we Marines.





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Mar 3, 2017 17:39:37   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
slatten49 wrote:
Our own BadBobby found himself at the Pearly Gates. However, the gates were closed as he approached St. Peter.

St. Peter said, "Well, BadBobby, it is certainly good to see you, as we have heard a lot about your life. I must tell you though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven."

BadBobby responds, "It sure is good to be here, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope the test ain't too hard. Life was a big enough test as it was."

St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know, BB, but the test is only three questions. First: What two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'?" Second: How many seconds are there in a year? And third: What is God's first name?"

BadBobby leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and says, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers."

BadBobby replied, "Well, the first one...which two days in the week begins with the letter T? Shucks, that would be Today and Tomorrow."

St. Peter's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, "BB, that is not what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit for that answer. How about the next one?"

"How many seconds in a year?" BB recalled. "Now, that one is a bit harder...but I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve."

Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve? Twelve? BB, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"

BadBobby replied, "Shucks, there's got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd..."

"Hold it," interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you are going with this, and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind...but, I will have to give you credit for that one, too. Let us go on with the third and final question: Can you tell me God's first name?"

"Sure," BB replied. "It's Andy."

"Andy!?!" Exclaimed the exasperated and frustrated gatekeeper. "Okay, I can understand how you came up with the answers to my earlier questions, but jut how in the world did you come up with the name 'Andy' as the first name of God?"

"Shucks, that was the easiest one of all. BadBobby answered. I learnt it from the song..."Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own."

Giving up, St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said "Come on in, BB...come on in."
Our own BadBobby found himself at the Pearly Gates... (show quote)


That Isssssss our bobby for sure!!!
Lololol....I can just hear him teller him too... For a minute there I thought he was going to say: Jack...

Jack n coke~~
Jack on Ice~~
Jack n water ~~
Jack in Heaven ~~ good God I made it...

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Mar 3, 2017 18:22:26   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Our own BadBobby found himself at the Pearly Gates. However, the gates were closed as he approached St. Peter.

St. Peter said, "Well, BadBobby, it is certainly good to see you, as we have heard a lot about your life. I must tell you though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven."

BadBobby responds, "It sure is good to be here, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope the test ain't too hard. Life was a big enough test as it was."

St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know, BB, but the test is only three questions. First: What two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'?" Second: How many seconds are there in a year? And third: What is God's first name?"

BadBobby leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and says, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers."

BadBobby replied, "Well, the first one...which two days in the week begins with the letter T? Shucks, that would be Today and Tomorrow."

St. Peter's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, "BB, that is not what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit for that answer. How about the next one?"

"How many seconds in a year?" BB recalled. "Now, that one is a bit harder...but I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve."

Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve? Twelve? BB, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"

BadBobby replied, "Shucks, there's got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd..."

"Hold it," interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you are going with this, and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind...but, I will have to give you credit for that one, too. Let us go on with the third and final question: Can you tell me God's first name?"

"Sure," BB replied. "It's Andy."

"Andy!?!" Exclaimed the exasperated and frustrated gatekeeper. "Okay, I can understand how you came up with the answers to my earlier questions, but jut how in the world did you come up with the name 'Andy' as the first name of God?"

"Shucks, that was the easiest one of all. BadBobby answered. I learnt it from the song..."Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own."

Giving up, St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said "Come on in, BB...come on in."
Our own BadBobby found himself at the Pearly Gates... (show quote)


not funny Slat
are you rushing me???
you have to admit though
them there answers were pretty dam sharp


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Mar 3, 2017 18:23:47   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Uh...NPP & I were speaking to our time left here on earth with BadBobby, sir. Besides, playing poker with BB or any Squid is no gamble/risk...it's a sure-fire guaranteed win for we Marines.


still dreaming

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Mar 3, 2017 18:24:25   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Roger that, NPP I have become accustomed to yuuge poker winnings from my favorite Swabbie.



dreaming

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Mar 3, 2017 18:24:54   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
not funny Slat
are you rushing me???
you have to admit though
them there answers were pretty dam sharp



No way I would rush you, ole buddy. I need the income from your participation in our poker games...as I explained to NPP and Mr. Bombastic earlier in the thread.

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Mar 3, 2017 18:26:01   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
lindajoy wrote:
That Isssssss our bobby for sure!!!
Lololol....I can just hear him teller him too... For a minute there I thought he was going to say: Jack...

Jack n coke~~
Jack on Ice~~
Jack n water ~~
Jack in Heaven ~~ good God I made it...


only from our lovely Linda


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Mar 3, 2017 18:28:26   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:


We all know BadBobby will go to heaven, but are hoping we will have the pleasure of his company for a while longer.
img src="https://static.onepoliticalplaza.com/ima... (show quote)



thank you np
I intend to stay as long as I can
but I'm not sure if I will make it to Heaven
but I'm gonna try

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Mar 3, 2017 18:31:45   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
No way I would rush you, ole buddy. I need the income from your participation in our poker games...as I explained to NPP and Mr. Bombastic earlier in the thread.


I am deeply troubled Slat
I had no idea that you were in such dire straits
I thought you just didn't want to pay me them IOUS
It's Okay(since I would never be paid anyhow)
I forgive you your debts to me
I hope that eases your mind

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