badbobby wrote:
I finally got my head together--but now my body's falling apart
Time may be a great healer--but it's a lousy beautician
Life not only begins at forty--it begins to show
If at first you don't succeed --ask if the loser gets anything
As we age more ,we don't get hot flashes--we get power surges
If a pig loses it's voice--is it disgruntled?
Why do we recite at a play--and play at a recital?
If you spin an Oriental around--does he get disoriented?
An Amish woman asked for a divorce--her husband was driving her buggy
A lot of folks are scared of heights--mot me--I'm scared of widths
The gene pool could use some chlorine
Make it i***t proof--and along comes a smarter i***t
I wouldn't be caught dead--with a necrophiliac
He who laughs last--is the slowest thinker
Give me ambiguity or give me something else
Hard work has future payoff--laziness pays off now
Where there's a will--I want to be in it
WE are born naked,wet,and hungry---then things get worse
laugh a lot --live a lot--love a lot
I finally got my head together--but now my body's ... (
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Lololol~~ loved em bobby...
All in how you look at it...
Love the last of course and where there is a smarter i***t there is only one who proves it.....