How I lost face and recovered
Oct 29, 2016 15:32:31 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
In his case, that would be any water fountian! 
True enough.
Oct 29, 2016 15:53:51 #
slatten49 wrote:
True enough.
I wonder what it looks like when he throws up?
Oct 29, 2016 15:58:38 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
I wonder what it looks like when he throws up?
Dare we say
Oct 29, 2016 16:12:03 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
archie bunker wrote:
In his case, that would be any water fountian!
That may account for my urge to stick my head in the toilet and flush. Either that, or it's a flashback to good old bullying school days.
I coughed today at Walmart and a small child and an elderly person fainted. I was standing still in the menswear department and some dummy tried to pull a pair of underbritches over my head.
Maybe my new buttface wasn't such a good idea after all. Now I wished I'd opted for being s**tfaced, at least that way, I wouldn't remember anything.
Oct 29, 2016 16:14:07 #
Oct 29, 2016 16:43:14 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
lpnmajor wrote:
People say "he's talking s**t again".
I didn't want to be the one to say it, Doc. 
Oct 29, 2016 17:10:10 #
lpnmajor wrote:
That may account for my urge to stick my head in the toilet and flush. Either that, or it's a flashback to good old bullying school days.
I coughed today at Walmart and a small child and an elderly person fainted. I was standing still in the menswear department and some dummy tried to pull a pair of underbritches over my head.
Maybe my new buttface wasn't such a good idea after all. Now I wished I'd opted for being s**tfaced, at least that way, I wouldn't remember anything.
I coughed today at Walmart and a small child and an elderly person fainted. I was standing still in the menswear department and some dummy tried to pull a pair of underbritches over my head.
Maybe my new buttface wasn't such a good idea after all. Now I wished I'd opted for being s**tfaced, at least that way, I wouldn't remember anything.
People tend to cut s**tfaced people some slack because of their condition. Might be a better option.
It's starting to sound like the buttface might get you defaced!
Oct 29, 2016 17:14:06 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
People tend to cut s**tfaced people some slack because of their condition. Might be a better option.
It's starting to sound like the buttface might get you defaced!
It's starting to sound like the buttface might get you defaced!
These comments leave the impression of a not-so-pretty portrait of Lpnmajor.
He needs to put all this behind him...again.
Oct 29, 2016 17:22:13 #
slatten49 wrote:
These comments leave the impression of a not-so-pretty portrait of Lpnmajor.
He needs to put all this behind him...again.
He needs to put all this behind him...again.
They do seem to make him appear a tad unappealing don't they?
Oct 29, 2016 19:54:39 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
They do seem to make him appear a tad unappealing don't they?
But....he has a wonderful personality.
Oct 30, 2016 08:20:25 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
slatten49 wrote: I didn't want to be the one to say it, Doc.
I didn't want to be the one to say it, Doc. OHHHH YES YOU DID! Sorry, didn't mean to yell. I'm a little frustrated with this newfangled medicine - it's not all it was crapped up to be.
Oct 30, 2016 08:23:52 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
lpnmajor wrote:
OHHHH YES YOU DID! Sorry, didn't mean to yell. I'm a little frustrated with this newfangled medicine - it's not all it was crapped up to be.
Mayhaps. 
BTW, I can't hear you when you yell. 
Oct 30, 2016 08:33:51 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
slatten49 wrote: Mayhaps. BTW, I can't hear you when you yell.
Mayhaps. BTW, I can't hear you when you yell. The caps lock was on, what do you want me to say? Have YOU ever had to try and see through the peter flap in a pair of tighty whitey's? My wife insists that I wear underwear at all times, in case extraterrestrials invade or I have to go to the ER - and when I first wake up and my brain is foggy ( ok, a more worser fog ) I put them on the wrong butt.
Oct 30, 2016 10:11:33 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
lpnmajor wrote:
The caps lock was on, what do you want me to say? ... (show quote)
Seems you have problems at both ends.
I don't know what to tell you. Seek professional help.
Oct 30, 2016 11:30:23 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
slatten49 wrote:
Seems you have problems at both ends. I don't know what to tell you.
Seek professional help.
I don't know what to tell you. Seek professional help.
I did. I told me to stop bothering me with this crap. It seems I must sit down and face some facts - but I'm afraid I'd suffocate. BTW, I saw a patient behind a nursing student and noticed the patient chewing something and with an awful look on his face. He said the medicine tasted terrible. Turns out the student had given him a Tylenol suppository - by mouth. You see? I'm not the only buttface out there - I just hope I don't need an enema anytime soon.
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