Driving with Mr. Penguin
Aug 18, 2016 08:02:21 #
slatten49 wrote:
So far, it's a 1-1 tie for top "corn" be... (show quote)
But, I'll try to get back with sumpin'. Did you hear about the toothless Termite who walked into the corner Taproom and said "Is the bartender here?"
Aug 18, 2016 11:43:39 #
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
Mr. Penguin was diving through Arizona when his air conditioner went out. He stopped at a garage at the nearest town to get it fixed. While he was waiting he strolled down to a small drive inn and ordered a vanilla ice cream cone. He got back to the garage and finished his cone then went in. The mechanic said "Looks like you blew a seal". Mr. Penguin replied "No Vanilla ice cream cone".
you are a baaad man Coos
Aug 18, 2016 11:48:21 #
slatten49 wrote:
So far, it's a 1-1 tie for top "corn" be... (show quote)
I'll try
A man goes into a bar
orders a shot straight up
and another for his mouse
batender says we don't serve mice in here
man says "then just step outside and I'll kick your butt"
his mouse says "Yeah and if you got a cat ,bring him"
Aug 18, 2016 11:53:38 #
If this were a contest you would be the 1st place
winner to date. That's funny.
I'm stealing it.
winner to date. That's funny.
I'm stealing it.
badbobby wrote:
I'll try
A man goes into a bar
orders a shot straight up
and another for his mouse
batender says we don't serve mice in here
man says "then just step outside and I'll kick your butt"
his mouse says "Yeah and if you got a cat ,bring him"
A man goes into a bar
orders a shot straight up
and another for his mouse
batender says we don't serve mice in here
man says "then just step outside and I'll kick your butt"
his mouse says "Yeah and if you got a cat ,bring him"
Aug 18, 2016 11:57:36 #
Armageddun wrote:
If eggs were 12 cents a dozen, how many would you get for a dollar?
100 eggs as the eggs are a penny a piece x twelve equals 12 cents a dozen and there are 100 pennies in a dollar.
Aug 18, 2016 11:58:40 #
Aug 18, 2016 12:03:06 #
You can only get 8 dozen eggs for a dollar, which would cost 96 cents.
Eggs are sold by the dozen.
8 x 12 = 96
tricky question
Eggs are sold by the dozen.
8 x 12 = 96
tricky question
bahmer wrote:
100 eggs as the eggs are a penny a piece x twelve equals 12 cents a dozen and there are 100 pennies in a dollar.
Aug 18, 2016 21:50:24 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
badbobby wrote:
you are a baaad man Coos
ok Here's a clean one. A Roman goes into a bar and holds 2 fingers up and gets 5 beers. How did that happen?
Aug 18, 2016 22:03:38 #
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
ok Here's a clean one. A Roman goes into a bar and holds 2 fingers up and gets 5 beers. How did that happen?
Easy. The dumb bartender took the two fingers to be the Roman numeral V, which is five here in Texas.
Aug 19, 2016 03:28:27 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
archie bunker wrote:
Easy. The dumb bartender took the two fingers to be the Roman numeral V, which is five here in Texas.
Aug 19, 2016 07:05:18 #
bilordinary wrote:
You forgot about taxes...You can only get 8 dozen eggs for a dollar, which would cost 96 cents.
Eggs are sold by the dozen.
8 x 12 = 96
tricky question
Eggs are sold by the dozen.
8 x 12 = 96
tricky question
Aug 19, 2016 08:24:47 #
Aug 19, 2016 09:43:22 #
No sales tax on food, at least here in WA.
Super Dave wrote:
You forgot about taxes...
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