Driving with Mr. Penguin
Aug 17, 2016 20:59:58 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
Mr. Penguin was diving through Arizona when his air conditioner went out. He stopped at a garage at the nearest town to get it fixed. While he was waiting he strolled down to a small drive inn and ordered a vanilla ice cream cone. He got back to the garage and finished his cone then went in. The mechanic said "Looks like you blew a seal". Mr. Penguin replied "No Vanilla ice cream cone".
Aug 17, 2016 21:09:31 #
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
Another h********c anti-penguin post.Mr. Penguin was diving through Arizona when his air conditioner went out. He stopped at a garage at the nearest town to get it fixed. While he was waiting he strolled down to a small drive inn and ordered a vanilla ice cream cone. He got back to the garage and finished his cone then went in. The mechanic said "Looks like you blew a seal". Mr. Penguin replied "No Vanilla ice cream cone".
And a damned good one.
Aug 17, 2016 21:54:23 #
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
Mr. Penguin was diving through Arizona when his air conditioner went out. He stopped at a garage at the nearest town to get it fixed. While he was waiting he strolled down to a small drive inn and ordered a vanilla ice cream cone. He got back to the garage and finished his cone then went in. The mechanic said "Looks like you blew a seal". Mr. Penguin replied "No Vanilla ice cream cone".
Geez Tom! Since we are doing corn here.
An old guy was d**gging a chain around the town square all day long.
The Sheriff finally stopped, and asked him: "Sir, people are starting to wonder why you keep d**gging that chain around the square."
The old guy looked at the sheriff like he was crazy, and said: "Didja ever try to push one?"
Aug 17, 2016 22:02:31 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
So far, it's a 1-1 tie for top "corn" between Tom & Arch. Anyone care to challenge these two 
I don't know if I can dig that deep into my pre-adolescent archives.
But, I'll try to get back with sumpin'.
I don't know if I can dig that deep into my pre-adolescent archives.
But, I'll try to get back with sumpin'. Aug 17, 2016 22:35:57 #
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him!
How about a tame rabbit?
Tame way!
Unique up on him!
How about a tame rabbit?
Tame way!
slatten49 wrote:
So far, it's a 1-1 tie for top "corn" be... (show quote)
Aug 17, 2016 23:01:58 #
bilordinary wrote:
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him!
How about a tame rabbit?
Tame way!
Unique up on him!
How about a tame rabbit?
Tame way!
If eggs were 12 cents a dozen, how many would you get for a dollar?
Aug 17, 2016 23:04:05 #
That's easy, a dollars worth silly.
Armageddun wrote:
If eggs were 12 cents a dozen, how many would you get for a dollar?
Aug 17, 2016 23:57:28 #
bilordinary wrote:
That's easy, a dollars worth silly.
How many is a dollars worth??????
Aug 18, 2016 00:15:02 #
Aug 18, 2016 03:32:07 #
missinglink wrote:
What do you call a group of unorganized cats?
A Cat-Astrophe
A Cat-Astrophe
What do you call an old black man ?
Antique farm equipment.
Aug 18, 2016 05:08:55 #
Armageddun wrote:
If eggs were 12 cents a dozen, how many would you get for a dollar?
Is this a trick question?
100.
Aug 18, 2016 05:49:27 #
Aug 18, 2016 06:57:15 #
Aug 18, 2016 07:04:02 #
It is a trick question, the answer is 96
with 4 cents change
with 4 cents change
mcmlx wrote:
Is this a trick question?
100.
100.
Aug 18, 2016 07:36:38 #
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