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Jul 30, 2016 17:39:26   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Marines protect the 'people', even Swabbies.



the ones I knew were too busy running
unable to even help themselves
let alone other people
and Swabbies are able to protect themselves

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Jul 30, 2016 18:49:01   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
the ones I knew were too busy running
unable to even help themselves
let alone other people
and Swabbies are able to protect themselves


Yep, they are always running to the sound of conflict. Unlike a Swabbie who will always advance to the rear.

And just what are Swabbies able to protect themselves from, mosquitos and gnats?

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Jul 31, 2016 18:37:24   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yep, they are always running to the sound of conflict. Unlike a Swabbie who will always advance to the rear.

And just what are Swabbies able to protect themselves from, mosquitos and gnats?


we have been known to
protect ourselves from dastardly Marines

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Jul 31, 2016 19:18:39   #
Little Ball of Hate
 
badbobby wrote:
we have been known to
protect ourselves from dastardly Marines


Shoot. Marines need someone to protect them from themselves. I remember one jar head who broke both his legs during a training exercise. There they were, marching along. It was pitch dark out. The entire column marched off a forty foot cliff...one after the other. You would think one of them would scream and warn the others. That's what happens when you have an overabundance of bravery.

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Jul 31, 2016 19:41:39   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
Shoot. Marines need someone to protect them from themselves. I remember one jar head who broke both his legs during a training exercise. There they were, marching along. It was pitch dark out. The entire column marched off a forty foot cliff...one after the other. You would think one of them would scream and warn the others. That's what happens when you have an overabundance of bravery.


you can call that an overabundance of bravery
but I call it an under abundance of common sense
but then you can't expect much from Marines
poor things are just that way

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Oct 5, 2016 19:59:52   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
Slatten and Poppa gringo went on a camping trip
that night ,after they had set up their two man tent,they sat around the camp fire and told mighty tales of heroic Marines
finally tiring after the long day they retired to their tent and got in their sleeping bags
around three am Poppa awoke and punched Slat ,waking him
Slat said "why did you do that"
Poppa replied"Look up and tell me what you see"
Slat looked up and said"well I see Sagitarius,Neptune,the big and little dipper, and it looks like we are gonna have a nice sunny day"
Poppa shook his head and said"Poor dumbass boot,somebody stole our tent"!!!
Slatten and Poppa gringo went on a camping trip br... (show quote)


Now, why do you attempt to foist your failings and misadventures upon the Marines?

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Oct 5, 2016 23:13:31   #
Little Ball of Hate
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Now, why do you attempt to foist your failings and misadventures upon the Marines?


That's just the way the universe works. Get used to it.

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Oct 5, 2016 23:31:10   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
That's just the way the universe works. Get used to it.


We Marines have, for 241 years.

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Oct 5, 2016 23:34:15   #
Little Ball of Hate
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
We Marines have, for 241 years.


I didn't know you were THAT old.

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Oct 5, 2016 23:44:35   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
I didn't know you were THAT old.


Live and learn.

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Oct 6, 2016 11:28:27   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
I didn't know you were THAT old.



Papi isn't that old
but he is old
cantankerous too

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Oct 11, 2016 16:24:59   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Papi isn't that old
but he is old
cantankerous too

Not nearly so old as you, Senior Swabbie, nor nearly as cantankerous.

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