Slatten and Poppa gringo went on a camping trip
that night ,after they had set up their two man tent,they sat around the camp fire and told mighty tales of heroic Marines
finally tiring after the long day they retired to their tent and got in their sleeping bags
around three am Poppa awoke and punched Slat ,waking him
Slat said "why did you do that"
Poppa replied"Look up and tell me what you see"
Slat looked up and said"well I see Sagitarius,Neptune,the big and little dipper, and it looks like we are gonna have a nice sunny day"
Poppa shook his head and said"Poor dumbass boot,somebody stole our tent"!!!
Love this joke. You used it well. The original was about a Platoon Sargent
and his First Lieutenant . Worked good there as well.
badbobby wrote:
Slatten and Poppa gringo went on a camping trip
that night ,after they had set up their two man tent,they sat around the camp fire and told mighty tales of heroic Marines
finally tiring after the long day they retired to their tent and got in their sleeping bags
around three am Poppa awoke and punched Slat ,waking him
Slat said "why did you do that"
Poppa replied"Look up and tell me what you see"
Slat looked up and said"well I see Sagitarius,Neptune,the big and little dipper, and it looks like we are gonna have a nice sunny day"
Poppa shook his head and said"Poor dumbass boot,somebody stole our tent"!!!
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badbobby wrote:
Slatten and Poppa gringo went on a camping trip
that night ,after they had set up their two man tent,they sat around the camp fire and told mighty tales of heroic Marines
finally tiring after the long day they retired to their tent and got in their sleeping bags
around three am Poppa awoke and punched Slat ,waking him
Slat said "why did you do that"
Poppa replied"Look up and tell me what you see"
Slat looked up and said"well I see Sagitarius,Neptune,the big and little dipper, and it looks like we are gonna have a nice sunny day"
Poppa shook his head and said"Poor dumbass boot,somebody stole our tent"!!!
Slatten and Poppa gringo went on a camping trip br... (
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This was actually about BB and his Chief. He just changed the names.
missinglink wrote:
Love this joke. You used it well. The original was about a Platoon Sargent
and his First Lieutenant . Worked good there as well.
the first time I heard it
it was the lone ranger and Tonto
what you mean white eyes?
I was the Chief
badbobby wrote:
what you mean white eyes?
I was the Chief
Was your Chief aware you were impersonating him?
badbobby wrote:
shush paleface
You have a tendency to sometimes turn people pale.
PoppaGringo wrote:
You have a tendency to sometimes turn people pale.
I thought Jarheads were supposed to be brave
If I scare you Papi
I suggest you look into the mirror
for a real fright
badbobby wrote:
I thought Jarheads were supposed to be brave
If I scare you Papi
I suggest you look into the mirror
for a real fright
I said 'people', not Marines.
PoppaGringo wrote:
I said 'people', not Marines.
Marines aren't people?
That would explain a lot.
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
Marines protect the 'people', even Swabbies.
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