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Jul 28, 2016 13:35:37   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Slatten and Poppa gringo went on a camping trip
that night ,after they had set up their two man tent,they sat around the camp fire and told mighty tales of heroic Marines
finally tiring after the long day they retired to their tent and got in their sleeping bags
around three am Poppa awoke and punched Slat ,waking him
Slat said "why did you do that"
Poppa replied"Look up and tell me what you see"
Slat looked up and said"well I see Sagitarius,Neptune,the big and little dipper, and it looks like we are gonna have a nice sunny day"
Poppa shook his head and said"Poor dumbass boot,somebody stole our tent"!!!

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Jul 28, 2016 13:45:31   #
Little Ball of Hate
 
badbobby wrote:
Slatten and Poppa gringo went on a camping trip
that night ,after they had set up their two man tent,they sat around the camp fire and told mighty tales of heroic Marines
finally tiring after the long day they retired to their tent and got in their sleeping bags
around three am Poppa awoke and punched Slat ,waking him
Slat said "why did you do that"
Poppa replied"Look up and tell me what you see"
Slat looked up and said"well I see Sagitarius,Neptune,the big and little dipper, and it looks like we are gonna have a nice sunny day"
Poppa shook his head and said"Poor dumbass boot,somebody stole our tent"!!!
Slatten and Poppa gringo went on a camping trip br... (show quote)



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Jul 28, 2016 13:46:36   #
missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore
 
Love this joke. You used it well. The original was about a Platoon Sargent
and his First Lieutenant . Worked good there as well.

badbobby wrote:
Slatten and Poppa gringo went on a camping trip
that night ,after they had set up their two man tent,they sat around the camp fire and told mighty tales of heroic Marines
finally tiring after the long day they retired to their tent and got in their sleeping bags
around three am Poppa awoke and punched Slat ,waking him
Slat said "why did you do that"
Poppa replied"Look up and tell me what you see"
Slat looked up and said"well I see Sagitarius,Neptune,the big and little dipper, and it looks like we are gonna have a nice sunny day"
Poppa shook his head and said"Poor dumbass boot,somebody stole our tent"!!!
Slatten and Poppa gringo went on a camping trip br... (show quote)

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Jul 28, 2016 17:35:49   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
Slatten and Poppa gringo went on a camping trip
that night ,after they had set up their two man tent,they sat around the camp fire and told mighty tales of heroic Marines
finally tiring after the long day they retired to their tent and got in their sleeping bags
around three am Poppa awoke and punched Slat ,waking him
Slat said "why did you do that"
Poppa replied"Look up and tell me what you see"
Slat looked up and said"well I see Sagitarius,Neptune,the big and little dipper, and it looks like we are gonna have a nice sunny day"
Poppa shook his head and said"Poor dumbass boot,somebody stole our tent"!!!
Slatten and Poppa gringo went on a camping trip br... (show quote)


This was actually about BB and his Chief. He just changed the names.

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Jul 28, 2016 19:41:08   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
missinglink wrote:
Love this joke. You used it well. The original was about a Platoon Sargent
and his First Lieutenant . Worked good there as well.


the first time I heard it
it was the lone ranger and Tonto

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Jul 28, 2016 19:42:39   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
This was actually about BB and his Chief. He just changed the names.



what you mean white eyes?
I was the Chief


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Jul 28, 2016 20:22:46   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
what you mean white eyes?
I was the Chief



Was your Chief aware you were impersonating him?

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Jul 29, 2016 10:31:07   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Was your Chief aware you were impersonating him?



shush paleface

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Jul 29, 2016 14:46:26   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
shush paleface


You have a tendency to sometimes turn people pale.

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Jul 29, 2016 16:38:03   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
You have a tendency to sometimes turn people pale.


I thought Jarheads were supposed to be brave
If I scare you Papi
I suggest you look into the mirror
for a real fright

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Jul 30, 2016 13:48:10   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
I thought Jarheads were supposed to be brave
If I scare you Papi
I suggest you look into the mirror
for a real fright


I said 'people', not Marines.

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Jul 30, 2016 14:24:13   #
Little Ball of Hate
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
I said 'people', not Marines.


Marines aren't people? That would explain a lot.

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Jul 30, 2016 14:27:50   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
Marines aren't people? That would explain a lot.


Marines protect the 'people', even Swabbies.

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Jul 30, 2016 14:44:33   #
Little Ball of Hate
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Marines protect the 'people', even Swabbies.



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Jul 30, 2016 17:37:06   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
Marines aren't people? That would explain a lot.



so true

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