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May 18, 2016 18:35:51   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yep, that was to install me as a lifetime member. 'twas quite a ceremony, sorry you couldn't be there. It just happened to be on the holiest day of the year for a Marine, 10 November.



pobricito
they only wanted your money
but the didn't know that you had lost it all playing poker with Squids

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May 18, 2016 18:44:10   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
pobricito
they only wanted your money
but the didn't know that you had lost it all playing poker with Squids


Your himor is in rare form today.

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May 18, 2016 18:46:20   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Your himor is in rare form today.
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Must concur, both of you actually....Second thread you gentlemen have me sitting here just laughing..
Thank You for that...

I do believe you're as good as Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were....Stand up comedy, you could both clean up~~

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May 18, 2016 18:46:23   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Your himor is in rare form today.
img src="https://static.onepoliticalplaza.com/ima... (show quote)


I am relieved to hear that my himor is in rare form
thank you

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May 18, 2016 18:48:35   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
lindajoy wrote:
Must concur, both of you actually....Second thread you gentlemen have me sitting here just laughing..
Thank You for that...

I do believe you're as good as Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were....Stand up comedy, you could both clean up~~


clean up huh??
yeah,Mama has me doin that every day

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May 18, 2016 18:59:46   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
I am relieved to hear that my himor is in rare form
thank you


You are quite welcome, and I hope your 'himor' remains in rare form. Having it medium rare or well done wouldn't be any fun at all.

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May 18, 2016 19:05:02   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
You are quite welcome, and I hope your 'himor' remains in rare form. Having it medium rare or well done wouldn't be any fun at all.



now if I can only elevate my humor---

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May 18, 2016 19:13:00   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
now if I can only elevate my humor---


Nah, it's ok the way it is. We have learned over time not to expect too much from Swabbies.

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May 18, 2016 20:46:41   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Nah, it's ok the way it is. We have learned over time not to expect too much from Swabbies.



since you are indeed a true friend
I will give you that one

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May 18, 2016 21:30:50   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
since you are indeed a true friend
I will give you that one


And, it is gratefully accepted. Thank you.

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May 19, 2016 04:44:45   #
Alicia Loc: NYC
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Another oldie but goody.


Three couples went to visit the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two months and then come back and tell him how it went.

The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed.

Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was a bit tough the first month but then it was not a problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until the woman dropped a can of paint.

"A can of PAINT??!" exclaimed the minister.

"Yeah," said the newlywed husband. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust just took over."

The minister just shook his head and said: "You two sinners are not welcome in my church!"

"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome at Home Depot, either."
Another oldie but goody. br br br Three couples ... (show quote)

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