Newlyweds and the Priest
May 17, 2016 15:13:22 #
Another oldie but goody.
Three couples went to visit the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two months and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed.
Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was a bit tough the first month but then it was not a problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until the woman dropped a can of paint.
"A can of PAINT??!" exclaimed the minister.
"Yeah," said the newlywed husband. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust just took over."
The minister just shook his head and said: "You two sinners are not welcome in my church!"
"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome at Home Depot, either."
Three couples went to visit the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two months and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed.
Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was a bit tough the first month but then it was not a problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until the woman dropped a can of paint.
"A can of PAINT??!" exclaimed the minister.
"Yeah," said the newlywed husband. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust just took over."
The minister just shook his head and said: "You two sinners are not welcome in my church!"
"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome at Home Depot, either."
May 17, 2016 17:15:26 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Another oldie but goody. br br br Three couples ... (show quote)
personal experience pobrecito?
May 17, 2016 19:24:13 #
badbobby wrote:
personal experience pobrecito?
personal experience pobrecito?
Did you already know or was that just a lucky guess?
May 17, 2016 19:38:55 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Another oldie but goody. br br br Three couples ... (show quote)
Doesn't seem at all uncommon being newlyweds..Always another Church~~~
May 17, 2016 20:01:05 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Did you already know or was that just a lucky guess?
aw you know
you being what you are
I just figgered
hey
that's possible
I don't go to Home Depot any more
May 17, 2016 22:31:54 #
badbobby wrote:
aw you know
you being what you are
I just figgered
hey
that's possible
I don't go to Home Depot any more
you being what you are
I just figgered
hey
that's possible
I don't go to Home Depot any more
Neither can I.
May 18, 2016 14:02:46 #
May 18, 2016 14:17:43 #
May 18, 2016 14:25:22 #
badbobby wrote:
unlike you
I didn't say I couldn't go
I didn't say I couldn't go
I know. However, what you neglected to say was: "I can go but they will no longer allow me admittance".
May 18, 2016 14:53:38 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
I know. However, what you neglected to say was: "I can go but they will no longer allow me admittance".
I can still go to walmart
May 18, 2016 15:27:36 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
I know. However, what you neglected to say was: "I can go but they will no longer allow me admittance".
Lololol.
May 18, 2016 15:28:15 #
badbobby wrote:
I can still go to walmart
Too funny you two are!!!!
May 18, 2016 16:35:43 #
badbobby wrote:
I can still go to walmart
Yep, they welcome all sorts of people...and things.
May 18, 2016 17:51:23 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yep, they welcome all sorts of people...and things.
yep
I hear that they even let you in
ONCE
May 18, 2016 18:06:24 #
badbobby wrote:
yep
I hear that they even let you in
ONCE
I hear that they even let you in
ONCE
Yep, that was to install me as a lifetime member. 'twas quite a ceremony, sorry you couldn't be there. It just happened to be on the holiest day of the year for a Marine, 10 November.
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