You gotta hear this story,1962,Trois Fontaine Ammo Depot,Bar-le-duc France, Me and the guys from the 820th Ordnance Co,just arrived that day,Captain restricted us all for 10 days,saying SCREW THAT,After a 8 day boat ride from VA,We took a 2 1/2 ton truck to Combles,France (wearing Fatigues)took over a bar,on the banks of the River Meuse,Met a nice looking broad,started dancing,she smelled so bad (true story) I left her on the dance floor,one of my buddies asked me,Why didn't you finish the dance,i told them,that BROAD stank like a pig,her brother (unknown to me) was sitting besides me,he punched me in the mouth,and THEN THE WAR STARTED,The 820th DIDNT PLAY,IT was like a wild west brawl,one of the guys opened the doors overlooking the deck,below which,was the river,we were punching their asses out,then throwing them into the river,all of a sudden,the gendarmmes showed up,with machine pistols,france was fighting the Algerians at that time,so they called our dear captain,who told us to go back to base,he was told in no uncertain terms to go F--- himself,the moral to this story was,this broad stank so bad,she wouldn't qualify for a shelf number minus 99 in the cellar.

You gotta hear this story,1962,Trois Fontaine Ammo Depot,Bar-le-duc France, Me and the guys from the 820th Ordnance Co,just arrived that day,Captain restricted us all for 10 days,saying SCREW THAT,After a 8 day boat ride from VA,We took a 2 1/2 ton truck to Combles,France (wearing Fatigues)took over a bar,on the banks of the River Meuse,Met a nice looking broad,started dancing,she smelled so bad (true story) I left her on the dance floor,one of my buddies asked me,Why didn't you finish the dance,i told them,that BROAD stank like a pig,her brother (unknown to me) was sitting besides me,he punched me in the mouth,and THEN THE WAR STARTED,The 820th DIDNT PLAY,IT was like a wild west brawl,one of the guys opened the doors overlooking the deck,below which,was the river,we were punching their asses out,then throwing them into the river,all of a sudden,the gendarmmes showed up,with machine pistols,france was fighting the Algerians at that time,so they called our dear captain,who told us to go back to base,he was told in no uncertain terms to go F--- himself,the moral to this story was,this broad stank so bad,she wouldn't qualify for a shelf number minus 99 in the cellar.