Big Bass

Oh My!

A lady meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up
leaving together..

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment,
she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with
soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of
cute, Cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire
wall!

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange
them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had
put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears
covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears
running all the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a
large collection of teddy bears. She is quite impressed by his
sensitive side, but doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile,
she finds herself thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the
one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?’’

She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds
warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically
lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom, where they rip
off each other’s clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more
creativity, more heat than she has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive
guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls
over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?’

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her
eyes, and says:





Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

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Big Bass

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eagleye13 Loc: Fl

LOL;
Well; At least she enjoyed it a lot:-)

Big Bass

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lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

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Alicia Loc: NYC

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Big Bass

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boatbob2

If she were that good,Definately a top shelfer,Though,Ive met a few (very few) that couldn't qualify for the botton shelf......

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

Yep:-)

Big Bass

Very true!

DamnYANKEE

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Big Bass

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boatbob2

You gotta hear this story,1962,Trois Fontaine Ammo Depot,Bar-le-duc France, Me and the guys from the 820th Ordnance Co,just arrived that day,Captain restricted us all for 10 days,saying SCREW THAT,After a 8 day boat ride from VA,We took a 2 1/2 ton truck to Combles,France (wearing Fatigues)took over a bar,on the banks of the River Meuse,Met a nice looking broad,started dancing,she smelled so bad (true story) I left her on the dance floor,one of my buddies asked me,Why didn't you finish the dance,i told them,that BROAD stank like a pig,her brother (unknown to me) was sitting besides me,he punched me in the mouth,and THEN THE WAR STARTED,The 820th DIDNT PLAY,IT was like a wild west brawl,one of the guys opened the doors overlooking the deck,below which,was the river,we were punching their asses out,then throwing them into the river,all of a sudden,the gendarmmes showed up,with machine pistols,france was fighting the Algerians at that time,so they called our dear captain,who told us to go back to base,he was told in no uncertain terms to go F--- himself,the moral to this story was,this broad stank so bad,she wouldn't qualify for a shelf number minus 99 in the cellar.