PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER:
" This you call a smile, after all the money your father and I spent on you"

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' JEWISH MOTHER:
" I don't care what you've discovered, you still should have written."

MICHELANGELO'S JEWISH MOTHER:
" Why can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you know how hard it is to get that schmutz off of the ceiling?"

NAPOLEON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"All right, if your're not hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me!"

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S JEWISH MOTHER:
" Again with the hat! Why can't you wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
" Next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"

THOMAS EDISON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
" Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and go to sleep!"

PAUL REVERE'S JEWISH MOTHER:
" I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is long past your bed-time!"

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"But it's your senior photograph! Couldn't you have done something with your hair?"

MOSES' JEWISH MOTHER:
" That's a good story! Now tell me where you've really been for the last forty years!"

BILL CLINTON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"At least Monica was a nice Jewish girl!"

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

LOL. Is this PC?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Oy vey :!: :roll: :mrgreen:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Jawohl. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Danke schoen. :wink:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Bitte.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Y tu, tambien. :wink: Please, let me out of this 'bit' of linguistic exchange. I am over-matched. :oops: :lol:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Nein. You are never over-matched, unless, of course, it is by another Marine, but even then it would be difficult.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

:thumbup: A Senior NCO, at that :!: :wink:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Sometimes. Or perhaps oftentimes?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Mayhaps...I can't remember with any clarity. :mrgreen:

rjoeholl

Uhhh, Einstein's mother WAS Jewish.

Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA

Probably not....too funny they are for PC and really quite on point :roll: :lol:

I had never been to a Synagogue. I was invited to a Zeved habat, naming ceremony for a baby girl. I was told, if memory serves me, that it would be at 9 A.M. Around noon, the actual ceremony took place. When I later asked the grandfather of this baby if there had been a delay or had I misunderstood the timeline, he laughingly told me he had purposely told me the early time so I would get the full flavor of Synagogue. I'm glad he did!!

badbobby Loc: texas

:lol: :lol: :lol:

badbobby Loc: texas

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