I crapped my pants yesterday (Page 2): See I would never do that...my motto is why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it!! :shock: :shock:...

Workinman Loc: Bayou Pigeon

BearK wrote:

I couldn't help it, you know how the devil works???

I was in line at the post office one day, and I know it was the fellow ahead of me - he let a SBD. It was bad - I turned to start talking to the lady behind me. Afterall, I didn't want anyone to think it was me so I brought it to her attention by saying, "Oh boy, it smells like someone passed an SBD."

See I would never do that...my motto is why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it!! :shock: :shock:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Workinman wrote:

See I would never do that...my motto is why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it!! :shock: :shock:

That would leave a bad taste in your mouth. :roll: :oops: :wink:

boatbob2

PLEASE don't show those fat,ugly broads that shop in Wal Mart,About 3 months ago,I was there,and saw a BEAUTIFUL LADY,with GREAT BOOBS,I couldn't stop staring at them,With a very pretty smile,she asked me if I was a boob guy,I told her YES,She said ,heres a quick look,and lifted her T-shirt,They REALLY were beautiful,I was tongue tied...She said " please don't have a heart attack" It wasn't my heart I was having a problem hiding. THIS IS TRUE....

oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

slatten49 wrote:

Good move, young lady as..."this, too, shall pass." :mrgreen:

I think it has already passed when someone else smells it first. In Walmart yesterday I let fly with my first SBD of the day and my wife smelled it before I did.

I love the word we are discussing here and just don't ever let mine bother me unless they are getting noisy.

oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

boatbob2 wrote:

PLEASE don't show those fat,ugly broads that shop in Wal Mart,About 3 months ago,I was there,and saw a BEAUTIFUL LADY,with GREAT BOOBS,I couldn't stop staring at them,With a very pretty smile,she asked me if I was a boob guy,I told her YES,She said ,heres a quick look,and lifted her T-shirt,They REALLY were beautiful,I was tongue tied...She said " please don't have a heart attack" It wasn't my heart I was having a problem hiding. THIS IS TRUE....

There is a chance that you need some of the kind of thing I have that doesn't allow your problem to show itself. :P :P :P

oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

Workinman wrote:

See I would never do that...my motto is why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it!! :shock: :shock:

I see that you have never had reverse peristalsis. A teacher friend of mine had to stay away from school for a few days when he started passing that smell from his mouth. When you pass that kind of gas immediately below your nose it is hard to stay around yourself.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

oldroy wrote:

I see that you have never had reverse peristalsis. A teacher friend of mine had to stay away from school for a few days when he started passing that smell from his mouth. When you pass that kind of gas immediately below your nose it is hard to stay around yourself.

:shock:

oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

slatten49 wrote:

:shock:

Just breathing Charlie knew just how bad he stunk.

BearK Loc: TN

Workinman wrote:

See I would never do that...my motto is why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it!! :shock: :shock:

And be poetic to boot. :thumbup:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

BearK wrote:

And be poetic to boot. :thumbup:

Poetic justice, perhaps :?: :wink:

archie bunker Loc: Texas

BearK wrote:

Give her that innocent look, and say, "The devil made me do it."

Really smelly bit of gas, may work as well. Don't tell her I'm giving you ideas.

I have learned about that Bear!! She is a 'stealth fighter'.
She will wait for the right situation, drop a gas bomb on me, and be gone before I can blame it on her! :hunf:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

archie bunker wrote:

I have learned about that Bear!! She is a 'stealth fighter'.
She will wait for the right situation, drop a gas bomb on me, and be gone before I can blame it on her! :hunf:

Wouldn't that make her a 'stealth bomber:?: ' :mrgreen:

archie bunker Loc: Texas

slatten49 wrote:

Wouldn't that make her a 'stealth bomber:?: ' :mrgreen:

Oh no!! She has the ability to drop a bomb, and come back and strafe me with 'I can't believe you did that', with a straight face!!
We have an agreed upon cease fire, because gas warfare can get sticky!!

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

archie bunker wrote:

Oh no!! She has the ability to drop a bomb, and come back and strafe me with 'I can't believe you did that', with a straight face!!
We have an agreed upon cease fire, because gas warfare can get sticky!!

If it's getting sticky, Arch...you have exceeded the 'gas' phase. :oops: Change your drawers :!: :shock:

archie bunker Loc: Texas

slatten49 wrote:

If it's getting sticky, Arch...you have exceeded the 'gas' phase. :oops: Change your drawers :!: :shock:

Why do you think I negotiated a cease fire? :oops: