Yep, I dropped a deuce in my Dickies. Not because I can't control my bowels or am too lazy to find a toilet, I did it on purpose.
You see, I was at Lowe's and was in a hurry. There was one checker and 8 people in front of me. I decided to scat my skivvies and - sure enough - within 30 seconds - I was the next customer to check out and did so in record time.
Sometimes being old and crippled has it's uses. BTW, I keep an old tarp in the truck, so didn't "mess" up my seats on the way home. I did discover one drawback to my plan though - the smell is still in there. Oh well, sacrifices must be made - and I H**E waiting in line.
Next, I'm going to try this technique at Walmart. :lol:
lpnmajor wrote:
Yep, I dropped a deuce in my Dickies. Not because I can't control my bowels or am too lazy to find a toilet, I did it on purpose.
You see, I was at Lowe's and was in a hurry. There was one checker and 8 people in front of me. I decided to scat my skivvies and - sure enough - within 30 seconds - I was the next customer to check out and did so in record time.
Sometimes being old and crippled has it's uses. BTW, I keep an old tarp in the truck, so didn't "mess" up my seats on the way home. I did discover one drawback to my plan though - the smell is still in there. Oh well, sacrifices must be made - and I H**E waiting in line.
Next, I'm going to try this technique at Walmart. :lol:
Yep, I dropped a deuce in my Dickies. Not because ... (
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I know that it is hard to avoid moments like that but a little internal control of the issue & a well mapped plan of facilities can be of help.
lpnmajor wrote:
Yep, I dropped a deuce in my Dickies. Not because I can't control my bowels or am too lazy to find a toilet, I did it on purpose.
You see, I was at Lowe's and was in a hurry. There was one checker and 8 people in front of me. I decided to scat my skivvies and - sure enough - within 30 seconds - I was the next customer to check out and did so in record time.
Sometimes being old and crippled has it's uses. BTW, I keep an old tarp in the truck, so didn't "mess" up my seats on the way home. I did discover one drawback to my plan though - the smell is still in there. Oh well, sacrifices must be made - and I H**E waiting in line.
Next, I'm going to try this technique at Walmart. :lol:
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Will not work at walmart.......do not go there often, but when i do it seems i am always stuck in line with a goat herder that thinks a bath is an anual thing :-D
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
Will not work at walmart.......do not go there often, but when i do it seems i am always stuck in line with a goat herder that thinks a bath is an anual thing :-D
Let's hope with Doc (Lpnmajor) the bath ends up being an anal thing. :oops: :lol:
Sorry to be crappy about it, Doc, but you started it :!: :wink:
lpnmajor wrote:
Yep, I dropped a deuce in my Dickies. Not because I can't control my bowels or am too lazy to find a toilet, I did it on purpose.
You see, I was at Lowe's and was in a hurry. There was one checker and 8 people in front of me. I decided to scat my skivvies and - sure enough - within 30 seconds - I was the next customer to check out and did so in record time.
Sometimes being old and crippled has it's uses. BTW, I keep an old tarp in the truck, so didn't "mess" up my seats on the way home. I did discover one drawback to my plan though - the smell is still in there. Oh well, sacrifices must be made - and I H**E waiting in line.
Next, I'm going to try this technique at Walmart. :lol:
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Major, I think a little bit of crap is the least of the worries when shopping at Wal-Mart :shock:
By all means, take the show on the road !!!!!
lpnmajor wrote:
Yep, I dropped a deuce in my Dickies. Not because I can't control my bowels or am too lazy to find a toilet, I did it on purpose.
You see, I was at Lowe's and was in a hurry. There was one checker and 8 people in front of me. I decided to scat my skivvies and - sure enough - within 30 seconds - I was the next customer to check out and did so in record time.
Sometimes being old and crippled has it's uses. BTW, I keep an old tarp in the truck, so didn't "mess" up my seats on the way home. I did discover one drawback to my plan though - the smell is still in there. Oh well, sacrifices must be made - and I H**E waiting in line.
Next, I'm going to try this technique at Walmart. :lol:
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lpnmajor wrote:
Yep, I dropped a deuce in my Dickies. Not because I can't control my bowels or am too lazy to find a toilet, I did it on purpose.
You see, I was at Lowe's and was in a hurry. There was one checker and 8 people in front of me. I decided to scat my skivvies and - sure enough - within 30 seconds - I was the next customer to check out and did so in record time.
Sometimes being old and crippled has it's uses. BTW, I keep an old tarp in the truck, so didn't "mess" up my seats on the way home. I did discover one drawback to my plan though - the smell is still in there. Oh well, sacrifices must be made - and I H**E waiting in line.
Next, I'm going to try this technique at Walmart. :lol:
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This is hilarious!! :thumbup:
I showed it to the wife, and she seemed kinda mad. When I gave the customary 'what?'
She said: and I quote: "That isn't funny! I can see you doing that!"
Maybe she will think twice before d**gging me around a crowded store now! Thanks!
slatten49 wrote:
Let's hope with Doc (Lpnmajor) the bath ends up being an anal thing. :oops: :lol:
Sorry to be crappy about it, Doc, but you started it :!: :wink:
Being a little facetious are we? Oh, sorry, that was me. Yep, I can see this becoming an anal event. Oh, you, meant the bath didn't you. I misunderstood again.
I guess it's back to my coloring book and my crapola crayons.
the waker wrote:
Major, I think a little bit of crap is the least of the worries when shopping at Wal-Mart :shock:
Well, you ruined THAT venue for me. :shock:
archie bunker wrote:
This is hilarious!! :thumbup:
I showed it to the wife, and she seemed kinda mad. When I gave the customary 'what?'
She said: and I quote: "That isn't funny! I can see you doing that!"
Maybe she will think twice before d**gging me around a crowded store now! Thanks!
You are quite welcome! Btw, the way I encouraged the wife to let me wander Lowes by myself - was my loud and frequent farts. I also don't have to go to JCP's, shoe shopping, cloths shopping, most family outings, church.................
The remarks here are hysterical..lp your a nut and Archie, you shouldn't be tellen secrets~~~lolol :thumbup: :thumbup:
archie bunker wrote:
This is hilarious!! :thumbup:
I showed it to the wife, and she seemed kinda mad. When I gave the customary 'what?'
She said: and I quote: "That isn't funny! I can see you doing that!"
Maybe she will think twice before d**gging me around a crowded store now! Thanks!
Give her that innocent look, and say, "The devil made me do it."
Really smelly bit of gas, may work as well. Don't tell her I'm giving you ideas.
BearK wrote:
Give her that innocent look, and say, "The devil made me do it."
Really smelly bit of gas, may work as well. Don't tell her I'm giving you ideas.
Really, Aunt Bea :?: :shock: :roll: :lol:
slatten49 wrote:
Really, Aunt Bea :?: :shock: :roll: :lol:
I couldn't help it, you know how the devil works???
I was in line at the post office one day, and I know it was the fellow ahead of me - he let a
SBD. It was bad - I turned to start talking to the lady behind me. Afterall, I didn't want anyone to think it was me so I brought it to her attention by saying, "Oh boy, it smells like someone passed an SBD."
BearK wrote:
I couldn't help it, you know how the devil works???
I was in line at the post office one day, and I know it was the fellow ahead of me - he let a SBD. It was bad - I turned to start talking to the lady behind me.
Good move, young lady as..."this, too, shall pass." :mrgreen:
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