Idle thoughts of a retiree...
Dec 5, 2015 13:53:48 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
I had amnesia once...or twice.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses side-saddle.
What is a 'free gift'? Aren't all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
My weight is perfect for my height...which varies.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
How can there be self-help 'groups'?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Is it me...or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
:mrgreen:
I had amnesia once...or twice.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses side-saddle.
What is a 'free gift'? Aren't all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
My weight is perfect for my height...which varies.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
How can there be self-help 'groups'?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Is it me...or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
:mrgreen:
Dec 5, 2015 13:57:40 #
slatten49 wrote:
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I ... (show quote)
Things for great minds to ponder, so why post it here?
Dec 5, 2015 14:06:06 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
moldyoldy wrote:
Things for great minds to ponder, so why post it here?
Idle time. :lol:
Dec 5, 2015 14:24:40 #
moldyoldy wrote:
Things for great minds to ponder, so why post it here?
That's why he didn't post it in Leaning Left.
Dec 5, 2015 14:32:55 #
mwdegutis wrote:
That's why he didn't post it in Leaning Left.
Yes, waste of time, we have the answers.
Dec 5, 2015 14:40:58 #
moldyoldy wrote:
Things for great minds to ponder, so why post it here?
mwdegutis wrote:
That's why he didn't post it in Leaning Left.
moldyoldy wrote:
Yes, waste of time, we have the answers.
Apparently English comprehension isnt one of your strong points.
Dec 5, 2015 14:55:18 #
mwdegutis wrote:
Apparently English comprehension isnt one of your strong points.
It seems that you have a problem with that.
Dec 5, 2015 15:11:13 #
moldyoldy wrote:
It seems that you have a problem with that.
You know you are REALLY stupid and have NO reading comprehension!
As in that was for great minds to ponder that's why he didn't post it in Leaning Left.
Dec 5, 2015 15:15:42 #
Dec 5, 2015 15:26:08 #
slatten49 wrote:
Gee, and I thought it would be a humorous thread. :roll:
I have a question:
If pigs could fly, what would their wings taste like? Calf fries, maybe? :?:
Dec 5, 2015 15:33:17 #
mwdegutis wrote:
You know you are REALLY stupid and have NO reading comprehension!
As in that was for great minds to ponder that's why he didn't post it in Leaning Left.
As in that was for great minds to ponder that's why he didn't post it in Leaning Left.
While you ponderously try to get in the last word. Leaning left has no need to ponder for they are the enlightened ones who have the answers that you are so lacking.
Dec 5, 2015 15:34:20 #
slatten49 wrote:
Gee, and I thought it would be a humorous thread. :roll:
Sorry, I got carried away.
Dec 5, 2015 16:10:29 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
I have a question:
If pigs could fly, what would their wings taste like? Calf fries, maybe? :?:
If pigs could fly, what would their wings taste like? Calf fries, maybe? :?:
I'm a country bumpkin, Arch, but I have never heard of 'calf fries.' Enlighten me, as I'm confused by your joke. :oops: Sorry. :roll:
Dec 5, 2015 16:22:44 #
slatten49 wrote:
I'm a country bumpkin, Arch, but I have never heard of 'calf fries.' Enlighten me, as I'm confused by your joke. :oops: Sorry. :roll:
What? Huh? :shock: Calf fries are the fried testicles from a castrated bull calf. Everyone says they taste like chicken. We presented to my kids as chicken nuggets the first time they ate them, and they dug right in! :lol: :lol:
They are still mad......... :mrgreen:
Dec 5, 2015 16:23:47 #
slatten49 wrote:
I'm a country bumpkin, Arch, but I have never heard of 'calf fries.' Enlighten me, as I'm confused by your joke. :oops: Sorry. :roll:
They are nothing like cow pies hopefully. Ok, this is the second time you educated me on some really weird eating from your neighborhood.
That last part was meant for archie.
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