That's When the Fight Started #6
Sep 14, 2013 11:38:55 #
My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
I replied, "your eyesight is damn near perfect."
That's how the fight started.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
I replied, "your eyesight is damn near perfect."
That's how the fight started.
Sep 14, 2013 11:54:00 #
AuntiE wrote:
My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
I replied, "your eyesight is damn near perfect."
That's how the fight started.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
I replied, "your eyesight is damn near perfect."
That's how the fight started.
I love it.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sep 14, 2013 13:34:14 #
Thought the wife would pee herself, thanks!
bahmer wrote:
I love it.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sep 14, 2013 18:53:34 #
Auntie. U got me in trouble again.
For some reason my wife failed to see the humor...
I had to take her out to dinner, just to appease her.
(kiddin, and grinnin)
For some reason my wife failed to see the humor...
I had to take her out to dinner, just to appease her.
(kiddin, and grinnin)
Sep 14, 2013 19:53:03 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
The C*****r wrote:
Auntie. U got me in trouble again.
For some reason my wife failed to see the humor...
I had to take her out to dinner, just to appease her.
(kiddin, and grinnin)
For some reason my wife failed to see the humor...
I had to take her out to dinner, just to appease her.
(kiddin, and grinnin)
I took the Sgt. Major out yesterday. I chose not to share with her. I can't go over budget! :lol:
I will tell...over the phone, when I'm far away!
Sep 14, 2013 22:44:56 #
AuntiE wrote:
He should have said: You are as beautiful now as you were the day I met you. But really I think I would have said "but you still have all your teeth". Its a no-winner for a man. Because we ....are men.My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
I replied, "your eyesight is damn near perfect."
That's how the fight started.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
I replied, "your eyesight is damn near perfect."
That's how the fight started.
Sep 14, 2013 22:53:47 #
archie bunker wrote:
He should have said: You are as beautiful now as you were the day I met you. But really I think I would have said "but you still have all your teeth". Its a no-winner for a man. Because we ....are men.
It's called a lose, lose, situation.
Sep 14, 2013 23:02:29 #
bahmer wrote:
It's called a lose, lose, situation.
I know man! Its not those pants makin her look fat, but she forces you to lie! Why can't they just be simple creatures like us? Huh? Lol!!!!
Sep 15, 2013 11:17:16 #
archie bunker wrote:
I know man! Its not those pants makin her look fat, but she forces you to lie! Why can't they just be simple creatures like us? Huh? Lol!!!!
Simple minded? :mrgreen:
Sep 15, 2013 11:47:27 #
AuntiE wrote:
Simple minded? :mrgreen:
Yes..yes I am. Or maybe even stupid. I shared this with Edith yesterday and shes still mad. At me!! I have just been ordered to get my old, pot-bellied, bald self ready for church.LOL!!
Sep 15, 2013 11:50:03 #
archie bunker wrote:
Yes..yes I am. Or maybe even stupid. I shared this with Edith yesterday and shes still mad. At me!! I have just been ordered to get my old, pot-bellied, bald self ready for church.LOL!!
I can redeem you with her. Have her read the one from last week entitled, "A Reading From the Bible". It was quite successful with other individuals wives.
Sep 15, 2013 11:58:52 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
I can redeem you with her. Have her read the one from last week entitled, "A Reading From the Bible". It was quite successful with other individuals wives.
Once, to get back in the Sgt. Majors good graces, I quoted Randy Travis!
She lamented, to me, that her hair was more grey than auburn. Sensing her dismay, I said, "I ain't in love with your hair," from "Forever And Ever, Amen"!
Suffice to say, the Sgt. Major was very, very good to me!
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Sep 15, 2013 12:02:54 #
slatten49 wrote:
I took the Sgt. Major out yesterday. I chose not to share with her. I can't go over budget! :lol:
I will tell...over the phone, when I'm far away!
I will tell...over the phone, when I'm far away!
I thought Marines were made of stronger stuff.
If you would quit spending so much on ice cream, cookies and tequila, you could afford another night out, if you were able to move after the Sgt. Major reading the weekly amusement.
Sep 15, 2013 12:10:09 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
I thought Marines were made of stronger stuff.
If you would quit spending so much on ice cream, cookies and tequila, you could afford another night out, if you were able to move after the Sgt. Major reading the weekly amusement.
If you would quit spending so much on ice cream, cookies and tequila, you could afford another night out, if you were able to move after the Sgt. Major reading the weekly amusement.
You shame me, again, AuntiE.
:-( :?
Sep 15, 2013 12:13:06 #
slatten49 wrote:
You shame me, again, AuntiE.
:-( :?
:-( :?
Pain caused unkindness.
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