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Aug 15, 2015 17:06:22   #
Grugore
 
I recently asked my neighbors’ little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there. So I asked her, `If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?’
She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’
Her parents beamed with p***e.
’Wow…what a worthy goal.’ I told her, ‘But you don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that! You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.‘
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ` Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50? '
I said, ‘Welcome to Conservatism.’
Her parents still aren’t speaking to me.

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Aug 15, 2015 17:30:18   #
America Only Loc: From the right hand of God
 
Grugore wrote:
I recently asked my neighbors’ little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there. So I asked her, `If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?’
She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’
Her parents beamed with p***e.
’Wow…what a worthy goal.’ I told her, ‘But you don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that! You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.‘
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ` Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50? '
I said, ‘Welcome to Conservatism.’
Her parents still aren’t speaking to me.
I recently asked my neighbors’ little girl what sh... (show quote)



Liberals H**E me...but ya know, they frigging run and hide when I am coming. I just as soon knock them through a wall as look at them. Frigging cock-a-roaches is all a liberal is. Punks and b***hes.

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Aug 15, 2015 18:00:59   #
Bad Bob Loc: Virginia
 
America Only wrote:
Liberals H**E me...but ya know, they frigging run and hide when I am coming. I just as soon knock them through a wall as look at them. Frigging cock-a-roaches is all a liberal is. Punks and b***hes.


AO, what did you do when Obama kicked your ass?







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Aug 15, 2015 18:08:24   #
Grugore
 
Bad Bob wrote:
AO, what did you do when Obama kicked your ass?


Every time you show up, it's like someone dropped a turd in the punch bowl.

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Aug 15, 2015 18:11:57   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
Grugore wrote:
I recently asked my neighbors’ little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there. So I asked her, `If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?’
She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’
Her parents beamed with p***e.
’Wow…what a worthy goal.’ I told her, ‘But you don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that! You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.‘
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ` Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50? '
I said, ‘Welcome to Conservatism.’
Her parents still aren’t speaking to me.
I recently asked my neighbors’ little girl what sh... (show quote)


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Good for you, and she sounds like smart kid...

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Aug 15, 2015 18:28:36   #
Grugore
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
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Good for you, and she sounds like smart kid...


Oh. That wasn't me. It was just something I found. So good for him...or her.

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Aug 15, 2015 19:23:56   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
Grugore wrote:
Every time you show up, it's like someone dropped a turd in the punch bowl.


Look anything like this?



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Aug 15, 2015 19:28:48   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Loki wrote:
Look anything like this?


I have no idea how to thank you N O T for completely ruining any dinner I may wish to enjoy, after that horrid pictorial! :thumbdown: :hunf: :-( :(

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Aug 15, 2015 19:29:26   #
Bad Bob Loc: Virginia
 
Loki wrote:
Look anything like this?


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:







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Aug 15, 2015 19:43:27   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
AuntiE wrote:
I have no idea how to thank you N O T for completely ruining any dinner I may wish to enjoy, after that horrid pictorial! :thumbdown: :hunf: :-( :(


***
Just omit the punch, you'll be just fine.
I hope.

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Aug 15, 2015 19:54:49   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Loki wrote:
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Just omit the punch, you'll be just fine.
I hope.


Obviously you fail to understand my unhappiness with your pictorial. See if primary colors assist in imparting the message.
:hunf: :hunf:







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Aug 15, 2015 20:10:09   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
AuntiE wrote:
Obviously you fail to understand my unhappiness with your pictorial. See if primary colors assist in imparting the message.
:hunf: :hunf:


I did not post pictures of food with the "garnish," just the punch. Omit the punch. There is nothing wrong with the food.

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Aug 15, 2015 20:14:52   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Loki wrote:
I did not post pictures of food with the "garnish," just the punch. Omit the punch. There is nothing wrong with the food.


Honey child, I truly wish my memory and vision (new glasses here) could "omit the punch"! Could you have not posted this feces picture before my new glasses arrived? :?: :hunf: :evil: :hunf:

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Aug 15, 2015 20:15:50   #
Grugore
 
Loki wrote:
Look anything like this?


That has to be Photoshopped. No one would ruin a perfectly good bowl of punch like that...Except a Liberal, I guess.

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Aug 15, 2015 20:46:02   #
reconreb Loc: America / Inglis Fla.
 
Grugore wrote:
I recently asked my neighbors’ little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there. So I asked her, `If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?’
She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’
Her parents beamed with p***e.
’Wow…what a worthy goal.’ I told her, ‘But you don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that! You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.‘
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ` Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50? '
I said, ‘Welcome to Conservatism.’
Her parents still aren’t speaking to me.
I recently asked my neighbors’ little girl what sh... (show quote)


Give em time the parents are thinking now, the child realized the t***h rite away, but hey , brainwashed librals can redeem themselves :thumbup:

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