Southern joke, from a proud t***splanted former northerner: After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the...

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After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me".

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, an resumed counting on his other hand.

Now, all you wonderful Southerners, please don't get offended, it IS just a joke.

vernon

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Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas

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After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple d... (show quote)

My wife is from Bama....it's not a joke
:D banjos everywhere

vernon

Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:

My wife is from Bama....it's not a joke
:D banjos everywhere

borned and raissed in the south and there is now where thats closer to heaven than down here.its to bad the dam yankees had to find us.

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vernon wrote:

borned and raissed in the south and there is now where thats closer to heaven than down here.its to bad the dam yankees had to find us.

So, you want us to go back to Chicago, I guess?

vernon

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So, you want us to go back to Chicago, I guess?

i could care less,but you have to be crazy to go back to chicago with out at least a vest.

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vernon wrote:

i could care less,but you have to be crazy to go back to chicago with out at least a vest.

Would not go back there, even to be buried but you made a nasty comment about us northerners invading your space. Much prefer it down here, better people, and more privacy, and usually better weather.

vernon

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Would not go back there, even to be buried but you made a nasty comment about us northerners invading your space. Much prefer it down here, better people, and more privacy, and usually better weather.

i know people in florida that were happy ,then the yanks came and they wernt happy with out their freebies so they have tried to get the councils to give in to them and raise taxes juet to please them.now these can go back noth and enjoy the thing they created and then ran from.
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Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas

vernon wrote:

i know people in florida that were happy ,then the yanks came and they wernt happy with out their freebies so they have tried to get the councils to give in to them and raise taxes juet to please them.now these can go back noth and enjoy the thing they created and then ran from.
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Dude, the war is over, has been for weeks now i'm told. Your issue is with someone and some freebies? We are conservitives....not a big fan of freebies ya know.
We talk funny too, unlike youse guys :D smile, you know thats funny.
Have a great evening anyway

Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas

vernon wrote:

i know people in florida that were happy ,then the yanks came and they wernt happy with out their freebies so they have tried to get the councils to give in to them and raise taxes juet to please them.now these can go back noth and enjoy the thing they created and then ran from.
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Dude, the war is over, has been for weeks now i'm told. Your issue is with someone and some freebies? We are conservitives....not a big fan of freebies ya know.
We talk funny too, unlike youse guys :D smile, you know thats funny.
Have a great evening anyway

Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas

Damn, double post, arggggggg

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

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So, you want us to go back to Chicago, I guess?

It would depend on what your luggage is made of. :idea: :roll: :mrgreen:

pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ

Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:

Damn, double post, arggggggg

I used to live on the three borders N. Florida, Georgia, and Alabama.then 23 years ago I moved to phoenix AZ. Sorry, sorry, sorry. If you take notice that in the deep south you hear little about black (coloreds) and white h**e problems. For some reason with the exception of a few hard nosed rednecks we saw the coloreds just regular folks. Now I am too old to return, how sorry

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AuntiE wrote:

It would depend on what your luggage is made of. :idea: :roll: :mrgreen:

We are still using the Samsonite that we got from SWMBO's dad many years ago. Yes, we also have a couple of fabric pieces but nothing made of carpet.

rocketride

Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:

My wife is from Bama....it's not a joke
:D banjos everywhere

Because nobody ever said "Paddle faster, I hear oboes".