Turpentine
Aug 10, 2015 11:23:22 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy said, This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.
The Priest said, No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.
The little boy replied, If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, He'll pass a Harley Davidson....
A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy said, This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.
The Priest said, No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.
The little boy replied, If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, He'll pass a Harley Davidson....
Aug 10, 2015 12:08:35 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br ... (show quote)
AuntiE is going to get you for that!!!
Aug 10, 2015 12:27:05 #
no propaganda please wrote:
AuntiE is going to get you for that!!!
:lol: :lol: Oh well s**t does happen. :shock:
Aug 10, 2015 12:38:58 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br ... (show quote)
Choose your punishment weapon! :hunf: :evil:
Aug 10, 2015 12:42:11 #
AuntiE wrote:
Choose your punishment weapon! :hunf: :evil:
Ouch. You are truly vicious AuntiE. :shock: :lol: :lol:
Aug 10, 2015 13:58:19 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br ... (show quote)
He could probably pass a 747...in flight.
Aug 10, 2015 14:48:31 #
Scoop Henderson
Loc: The Rez, (I am from Egypt)
no propaganda please wrote:
AuntiE is going to get you for that!!!
An old corn cob then turpentine.
Aug 10, 2015 15:44:03 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
He could probably pass a 747...in flight.
:lol: :lol: Better watch out AuntiE is on the war path. :shock:
Aug 10, 2015 16:36:22 #
Scoop Henderson wrote:
An old corn cob then turpentine.
My answer is....
Aug 10, 2015 16:51:03 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
AuntiE wrote:
My answer is....
You have the best trained cats. Go gett'm kitty!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Aug 10, 2015 17:06:28 #
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: Better watch out AuntiE is on the war path. :shock:
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Oh brother! Not again!? What about this time?
Aug 10, 2015 18:18:47 #
no propaganda please wrote:
You have the best trained cats. Go gett'm kitty!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
We take them to the range, twice a month, for target practice. We use pictures of various politicians. They are becoming quite proficient. :twisted: :lol: :) 8-) :roll:
Aug 10, 2015 18:19:17 #
alabuck wrote:
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Oh brother! Not again!? What about this time?
Oh brother! Not again!? What about this time?
Be very careful. I can take aim in your direction. :twisted: 8-) :D
Aug 10, 2015 19:38:31 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
AuntiE wrote:
We take them to the range, twice a month, for target practice. We use pictures of various politicians. They are becoming quite proficient. :twisted: :lol: :) 8-) :roll:
Yes, those political campaign ads do make great targets don't they, much better than circles or outlines, You should see the gun Tank has!!!
Aug 10, 2015 19:57:58 #
no propaganda please wrote:
Yes, those political campaign ads do make great targets don't they, much better than circles or outlines, You should see the gun Tank has!!!
Did you buy him a 45? At his size, it would seem a good choice. :lol: :roll: :thumbup:
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