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Aug 5, 2015 08:00:46   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Searching wrote:
Really? Do you not consider it a tad "odd" that AuntiE hasn't commented? Mayhaps it's because she's busy sharpening her 'tools of the trade....mayhaps? :shock:

Apparently, she is disgusted with my 'trivial' post. :shock: I may have fallen out of grace with her. :lol:

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Aug 5, 2015 08:03:10   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
slatten49 wrote:
Apparently, she is disgusted with my 'trivial' post. :shock: I may have fallen out of grace with her. :lol:


:shock: Noooo........

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Aug 5, 2015 08:06:26   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Searching wrote:
:shock: Noooo........

I am quite shocked, myself...and disheartened. :mrgreen:

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Aug 5, 2015 09:53:53   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
slatten49 wrote:
I am quite shocked, myself...and disheartened. :mrgreen:


You know, you had me 'til.....the smirk. 8-)

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Aug 5, 2015 10:40:34   #
pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ
 
Very funny as I have a 15 yr. old cat. I copied this and showed him this at which point he began to claw the copy. He being declawed since 2002 positioned his butt and defecated on it of which he most proficient at. I also have two large hungry dogs and they also got a big kick out of it as they are professional defecaters themselves. Its things like this that distract us from the day to day nastiness we both see and read We need to think more about the important things in life...

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Aug 5, 2015 10:53:42   #
DamnYANKEE
 
slatten49 wrote:
1) Thoroughly clean the toilet bowl.
2) Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3) Find and soothe cat as you carry him to the bathroom.
4) In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and
stand on top so cat cannot escape.
5) The cat will self-agitate, producing ample suds...ignore ruckus
from toilet...cat is enjoying this.
6) Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is
quite effective.
7) Have someone open outside door, while standing as far from
toilet as possible and quickly lift bath lids.
8) Clean cat will rocket out of toilet and outdoors, where he will
air dry :!: :thumbup:

Sincerely,

The Dog.
1) Thoroughly clean the toilet bowl. br 2) Lift bo... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Aug 5, 2015 10:54:43   #
DamnYANKEE
 
slatten49 wrote:
1) Thoroughly clean the toilet bowl.
2) Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3) Find and soothe cat as you carry him to the bathroom.
4) In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and
stand on top so cat cannot escape.
5) The cat will self-agitate, producing ample suds...ignore ruckus
from toilet...cat is enjoying this.
6) Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is
quite effective.
7) Have someone open outside door, while standing as far from
toilet as possible and quickly lift bath lids.
8) Clean cat will rocket out of toilet and outdoors, where he will
air dry :!: :thumbup:

Sincerely,

The Dog.
1) Thoroughly clean the toilet bowl. br 2) Lift bo... (show quote)


And I , H**E Cats . But this sounds like a Great Idea

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Aug 5, 2015 11:03:13   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
pappadeux wrote:
Very funny as I have a 15 yr. old cat. I copied this and showed him this at which point he began to claw the copy. He being declawed since 2002 positioned his butt and defecated on it of which he most proficient at. I also have two large hungry dogs and they also got a big kick out of it as they are professional defecaters themselves. Its things like this that distract us from the day to day nastiness we both see and read We need to think more about the important things in life...


Absolutely, because we only go this way once.... :thumbup:

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Aug 5, 2015 11:03:15   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
pappadeux wrote:
Very funny as I have a 15 yr. old cat. I copied this and showed him this at which point he began to claw the copy. He being declawed since 2002 positioned his butt and defecated on it of which he most proficient at. I also have two large hungry dogs and they also got a big kick out of it as they are professional defecaters themselves. Its things like this that distract us from the day to day nastiness we both see and read We need to think more about the important things in life...


Absolutely, because we only go this way once.... :thumbup:

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Aug 5, 2015 11:03:29   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
slatten49 wrote:
PoppaGringo is irresistible, to both cats and women. :wink:


BELIEVE ME, I will not forget HIS words - he hurt his hip jumping from second story windows!

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Aug 5, 2015 11:04:10   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
.....with the exception of posts on OPP!! :roll: :lol:

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Aug 5, 2015 11:06:01   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
BearK wrote:
BELIEVE ME, I will not forget HIS words - he hurt his hip jumping from second story windows!


:shock: ....and pray tell 'why' from a second story window!!??!! :shock:

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Aug 5, 2015 12:19:17   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Searching wrote:
:shock: ....and pray tell 'why' from a second story window!!??!! :shock:

To avoid capture or death :?: :shock: :wink:

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Aug 5, 2015 12:39:43   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
Searching wrote:
:shock: ....and pray tell 'why' from a second story window!!??!! :shock:


Probably, the husband came in the front or back door! Or, at least someone else came home.

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Aug 5, 2015 12:43:23   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
slatten49 wrote:
To avoid capture or death :?: :shock: :wink:


That sounds "HONORABLE," but for some reason it struck me other than so - probably because of a response he was answering. AND, that response, as I recall, was from you.

Now he can say, "Thanks, Boot!"

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