How to bathe the cat.
Aug 4, 2015 16:01:35 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
1) Thoroughly clean the toilet bowl.
2) Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3) Find and soothe cat as you carry him to the bathroom.
4) In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and
stand on top so cat cannot escape.
5) The cat will self-agitate, producing ample suds...ignore ruckus
from toilet...cat is enjoying this.
6) Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is
quite effective.
7) Have someone open outside door, while standing as far from
toilet as possible and quickly lift bath lids.
8) Clean cat will rocket out of toilet and outdoors, where he will
air dry :!: :thumbup:
Sincerely,
The Dog.
2) Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3) Find and soothe cat as you carry him to the bathroom.
4) In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and
stand on top so cat cannot escape.
5) The cat will self-agitate, producing ample suds...ignore ruckus
from toilet...cat is enjoying this.
6) Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is
quite effective.
7) Have someone open outside door, while standing as far from
toilet as possible and quickly lift bath lids.
8) Clean cat will rocket out of toilet and outdoors, where he will
air dry :!: :thumbup:
Sincerely,
The Dog.
Aug 4, 2015 17:04:19 #
slatten49 wrote:
1) Thoroughly clean the toilet bowl. br 2) Lift bo... (show quote)
AuntiE will appreciate this I'm sure.
Aug 4, 2015 17:05:42 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
slatten49 wrote:
1) Thoroughly clean the toilet bowl. br 2) Lift bo... (show quote)
Huh, that's how I clean the toilet. It just never occurred to me that I was cleaning the cat at the same time. Go figure!
BTW, I dust my floors by putting grease on my cats paws and squirting her with a water gun.
Aug 4, 2015 17:38:26 #
Before reading your instructions, Slats, I had one word for "How to Bathe the Cat."
CAREFULLY, but your method may eventually get the dog k**led!
CAREFULLY, but your method may eventually get the dog k**led!
Aug 4, 2015 17:52:51 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
AuntiE will appreciate this I'm sure.
I never thought of her possible reaction. :roll: :mrgreen:
Aug 4, 2015 18:03:02 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BearK wrote:
Before reading your instructions, Slats, I had one word for "How to Bathe the Cat."
CAREFULLY, but your method may eventually get the dog k**led!
CAREFULLY, but your method may eventually get the dog k**led!
True enough. :shock: We have two cats. :lol:
Aug 4, 2015 18:25:06 #
slatten49 wrote:
True enough. :shock: We have two cats. :lol:
I tried it with both my Meowrines, didn't work. They destroyed the toilet and everything within the bathroom including wh**ever was in their way before taking out the door on their way out. The only 'good' thing that occurred was I didn't have to feed them for three days as it took them that long to return home, and then, very trepidatiously.
Aug 4, 2015 19:16:29 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
I tried it with both my Meowrines, didn't work. They destroyed the toilet and everything within the bathroom including wh**ever was in their way before taking out the door on their way out. The only 'good' thing that occurred was I didn't have to feed them for three days as it took them that long to return home, and then, very trepidatiously.
Well, at least you saved on food costs. :wink: :thumbup:
Aug 4, 2015 19:53:33 #
slatten49 wrote:
Well, at least you saved on food costs. :wink: :thumbup:
Yup, but they more than made up for it after returning home.
Aug 4, 2015 20:57:14 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yup, but they more than made up for it after returning home.
Did you find they sort of kept their distance from you?
Aug 4, 2015 21:21:08 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BearK wrote:
Did you find they sort of kept their distance from you?
PoppaGringo is irresistible, to both cats and women. :wink:
Aug 4, 2015 22:17:15 #
slatten49 wrote:
PoppaGringo is irresistible, to both cats and women. :wink:
What are you trying to do, give me a Trump style ego? :oops: :mrgreen: :XD: :lol: I should be so lucky.
Aug 4, 2015 22:28:45 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
What are you trying to do, give me a Trump style ego? :oops: :mrgreen: :XD: :lol: I should be so lucky.
Haven't you been :?: :mrgreen:
Aug 4, 2015 22:54:39 #
slatten49 wrote:
Haven't you been :?: :mrgreen:
Yo no se.
Aug 5, 2015 07:50:32 #
slatten49 wrote:
I never thought of her possible reaction. :roll: :mrgreen:
Really? Do you not consider it a tad "odd" that AuntiE hasn't commented? Mayhaps it's because she's busy sharpening her 'tools of the trade....mayhaps? :shock:
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