alex wrote:
we are all going to go there to be judged some will stay others have a long trip ahead of them we will all have eternal life just not in the same place
Like the old Irish wish. I hope to be in heaven three days before the devil finds out I am now dead.
Speaking of visiting the doctors or dentist office.
It has always been a source of aggravation when the receptionist at the doctors office wants you to explain the reason for your visit, in front of all the other patients sitting in the waiting room.
To wit. I am reminded of the story where a 72 year old gentlemen arrived at the nurses station in the doctors waiting room, only to have the nurse ask what he needed. He replied
"This is a personal visit and I would like to talk privately with the doctor"The nurse; being self obsessed told him that she had a form to fill out and it would help the doctor prepare for his consult, and therefore she had to insist he tell her the reason for his visit. He replied
"I want to discuss a problem I am having with my dick!"The nurse rose from her chair and said that his choice of words was totally inappropriate and he should not say things like that. He replied:
"What should I have said?" The nurse suggested that he should have said something like I am having a problem with my ear.
Now the whole waiting room was listening intently to the conversation and he could feel the stares in his back, so he just turned around and left the waiting room. Then on second thought he decided he would not put up with that pompous butch, turned around and returned to the desk.
The nurse looked up, sighed, and asked him what he wanted. He replied
"I need to see my doctor about my ear" The nurse smiled and said: That's better sir, and what shall I tell the doctor is wrong with your ear?
With a crooked smile and a twinkle in his eye the old man replied
I can't piss out of it! and the whole waiting room burst out laughing.
Now I am sure there is a moral to this story, but at my age, I forgot what it was.