Saturday Amusement (Page 2): Marines are accustomed to sweat stains. It shows they have been attending to wh**ever may have been the chore.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

slatten49 wrote:

Stains :?: I don't worry 'bout no stinkin' stains :!: :lol:

Marines are accustomed to sweat stains. It shows they have been attending to wh**ever may have been the chore.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

PoppaGringo wrote:

That is your punishment for talking back to authorities.

Yeah, that was always my downfall and I never learned no better. I can usually spot my mistakes - minutes after making them. :?

archie bunker Loc: Texas

lpnmajor wrote:

I went through something similar, only my wife asked " what does your shirt say?", to which I answered " it says nothing, it is an inanimate object. Could you try being smarter than my shirt for a moment and answer my question?"

I spent the next two weeks living in the camper in the back yard. I STILL don't know how to wash my shirts. :oops: :cry:

If she ever comes to you, and says "The dishwasher is broken," and she is walking, and talking with both hands in good working order.....fix the dishwasher!
Explaining that she has one on the end of each arm will get you nowhere!! Trust me on that one!! :x

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

archie bunker wrote:

If she ever comes to you, and says "The dishwasher is broken," and she is walking, and talking with both hands in good working order.....fix the dishwasher!
Explaining that she has one on the end of each arm will get you nowhere!! Trust me on that one!! :x

Got it! You mean like when she said the mower was broken and I said I'd take her to the Doctor and get it fixed? :shock: ;)

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

lpnmajor wrote:

Got it! You mean like when she said the mower was broken and I said I'd take her to the Doctor and get it fixed? :shock: ;)

You & Archie should'a been Marines. :lol: :mrgreen:

archie bunker Loc: Texas

lpnmajor wrote:

Got it! You mean like when she said the mower was broken and I said I'd take her to the Doctor and get it fixed? :shock: ;)

Yep....They want understanding, compassion, and sympathy. When you try to give them some, you always become the bad guy for some reason. I just don't get it. :hunf:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

archie bunker wrote:

Yep....They want understanding, compassion, and sympathy. When you try to give them some, you always become the bad guy for some reason. I just don't get it. :hunf:

Women can be very kind, loving, giving, all heart and compassionate when the mood strikes or when wanting something. On the other hand, they can be cold, malevolent, unfeeling and almost inhumane when crossed. One must always tread lightly and be on one's best behavior when in their presence.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

PoppaGringo wrote:

Women can be very kind, loving, giving, all heart and compassionate when the mood strikes or when wanting something. On the other hand, they can be cold, malevolent, unfeeling and almost inhumane when crossed. One must always tread lightly and be on one's best behavior when in their presence.

You can take that to the bank :!: :mrgreen: Spoken from experience, Salty :?: :wink:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

slatten49 wrote:

You can take that to the bank :!: :mrgreen: Spoken from experience, Salty :?: :wink:

Si. Mucho experiencia.

BearK Loc: TN

lpnmajor wrote:

I went through something similar, only my wife asked " what does your shirt say?", to which I answered " it says nothing, it is an inanimate object. Could you try being smarter than my shirt for a moment and answer my question?"

I spent the next two weeks living in the camper in the back yard. I STILL don't know how to wash my shirts. :oops: :cry:

Are you sure that wasn't deliberate because you did NOT want to learn how to wash your shirts? :XD: :XD: :roll:

BearK Loc: TN

PoppaGringo wrote:

Women can be very kind, loving, giving, all heart and compassionate when the mood strikes or when wanting something. On the other hand, they can be cold, malevolent, unfeeling and almost inhumane when crossed. One must always tread lightly and be on one's best behavior when in their presence.

What! You never learned how to side step and/or cross lightly, you know - with a soft touch. :lol: This time maybe lol stands for - lots of luck

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

BearK wrote:

What! You never learned how to side step and/or cross lightly, you know - with a soft touch. :lol: This time maybe lol stands for - lots of luck

With my big mouth, I needed "l o l". :oops: :mrgreen: :XD:

badbobby Loc: texas

AuntiE wrote:

One day Slatten, the laundry challenged man, decided to wash his sweat shirt.

After going into the laundry room, he shouted to the Sgt. Major, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

The Sgt. Major replied, "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "U.S. Marines."

They say blondes are dumb.
:roll: :lol:

I REALLY FEEL FOR POOR sLAT
NOT REALLY!!

badbobby Loc: texas

slatten49 wrote:

Using USMC intuition, I simple dropped some laundry soap in the toilet bowel, then the sweat-shirt, and flushed...twice, just to be sure. I then threw it over the closest tree branch outside to dry. :wink:

I'm good to go :!: :thumbup: :mrgreen:

Marine on the go

badbobby Loc: texas

slatten49 wrote:

Stains :?: I don't worry 'bout no stinkin' stains :!: :lol:

Slat eats the crumbs Auntie
no waste for this Marine :lol: